The Woman Who Wasn't

By Pornelope and Moira Nelligar

Charlie Nelson is just walking down the street, minding
his own business, when he’s suddenly killed in a brutal drive-by shooting…or is
he? When he finally forces his eyes open again, he’s lying in a hospital bed,
and he can tell right away that something is very, very wrong.

But nothing can prepare him for the shock of looking
in a mirror, and seeing a gorgeous teenage girl staring back at him!

It can’t be true, it just can’t! He’s a strong, virile man! He’s
not a woman, doesn’t want to be a woman, doesn’t know the first thing about
being a woman!

Like it or not, though, he’s about to find out!

The nightmare seems never-ending as he’s forced to adjust to
his new body’s limitations. Peeing sitting down isn’t so hard…except when he
forgets he needs to sit. He’s forced to endure the danger of hot curling irons,
the wretched indignity of a girly-girl pedicure…and monthly cramps! Who knew
being a woman was so traumatic?

And how do they tolerate barbaric torture devices like pantyhose
and brassieres without going insane?

He has to blend, though, or the hospital shrinks will toss
him in the looney bun!

Just when he thinks his new life can’t possibly get any worse,
he’s finally reunited with his lifelong best friend, Daniel. Can he convince
Dano he’s really trapped inside Charlotte Duncan’s lush young body before Dano,
a rakish womanizer, tries to seduce him? And what the hell is happening to
Charlotte’s traitorous body when Dano touches him? Surely he’s not really
getting turned on by Dano’s broad shoulders, narrow hips, and the huge bulge in
his shorts!

“The Woman Who Wasn’t” is a hysterically funny rollercoaster
ride of body swapping, gender-bending, and hot virgin seduction!

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Excerpt ~~~~~

Charlie felt like he was caught in a never-ending nightmare.
Every single day seemed to inflict another agonizing torture on him. First it
was learning to sit up, walk, swallow, pee sitting down. Then he was expected
to curl his hair, shave his legs, paint his nails, submit to a God-awful
pedicure!

He didn’t dare say a word in protest; he’d gotten enough
suspicious looks from that hospital shrink to shrivel his balls…if he’d still
had any.

They expected him to behave like a gorgeous teenage
socialite. If he got it wrong, who knew what might happen?

Just one slip-up, Charlie old boy, he warned himself every
morning as he fought to fasten the horrible wire-cupped Iron Maiden that women
blithely called a brassiere. Just one little mistake, and they’ll lock you away
forever!

Once the bra was fastened, and Charlotte’s youthful breasts
were jutting proudly out, he had to face the sadistic physical therapists who
kept insisting “just once more…it’s for your own good!” until he was ready to
scream.

But even that was nothing compared to the shock he got from
finally making contact with his lifelong best friend.

Daniel’s deep, rich voice sent a bewildering rush of
pleasure chasing through his slender body. He clamped down on it, and
self-consciously brushed a long tress of honey-blonde hair from his eyes. Then
he risked glancing up, and jolted as though lightning had blasted him into a
thousand pieces. Keen interest was lighting Daniel’s dark eyes…interest, he
realized with a sick lurch, in gorgeous young Charlotte Duncan.

Then he jolted

• Language: English
• Publisher: Boruma Publishing, LLC
• Release date: Jun 2, 2018
• ISBN: 9780463089187