The Knights
By Aristophanes
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Aristophanes
Often referred to as the father of comedy, Aristophanes was an ancient Greek comedic playwright who was active in ancient Athens during the fourth century BCE, both during and after the Peloponnesian War. His surviving plays collectively represent most of the extant examples of the genre known as Old Comedy and serve as a foundation for future dramatic comedy in Western dramatic literature. Aristophanes’ works are most notable for their political satire, and he often ridiculed public figures, including, most famously, Socrates, in his play The Clouds. Aristophanes is also recognized for his realistic representations of daily life in Athens, and his works provide an important source to understand the social reality of life in Ancient Greece. Aristophanes died sometime after 386 BCE of unknown causes.
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The Knights - Aristophanes
THE KNIGHTS
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Aristophanes
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
The Knights
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Scene: The Orchestra represents the Pnyx at Athens; in the background is the house of Demos.
THE KNIGHTS
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DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Demosthenes
Nicias
Agoracritus, a Sausage-Seller
Cleon
Demos
Chorus of knights
SCENE: THE ORCHESTRA REPRESENTS THE PNYX AT ATHENS; IN THE BACKGROUND IS THE HOUSE OF DEMOS.
Demosthenes
Oh! alas! alas! alas! Oh! woe! oh! woe! Miserable Paphlagonian! may the gods destroy both him and his cursed advice! Since that evil day when this new slave entered the house he has never ceased belabouring us with blows.
Nicias
May the plague seize him, the arch-fiend — him and his lying tales!
Demosthenes
Hah! my poor fellow, what is your condition?
Nicias
Very wretched, just like your own.
Demosthenes
Then come, let us sing a duet of groans in the style of Olympus.
Demosthenes and nicias
Boo, hoo! boo, hoo! boo, hoo! boo, hoo! boo, hoo! boo, hoo!!
Demosthenes
Bah! it’s lost labour to weep! Enough of groaning! Let us consider now to save our pelts.
Nicias
But how to do it! Can you suggest anything?
Demosthenes
No, you begin. I cede you the honour.
Nicias
By Apollo! no, not I. Come, have courage! Speak, and then I will say what I think.
Demosthenes[in tragic style]
"Ah! would you but tell me what I should tell you!
Nicias
I dare not. How could I express my thoughts with the pomp of Euripides?
Demosthenes
Oh! please spare me! Do not pelt me with those vegetables, but find some way of leaving our master.
Nicias
Well, then! Say Let-us-bolt,
like this, in one breath.
Demosthenes
I follow you — Let-us-bolt.
Nicias
Now after Let-us-bolt
say at-top-speed
Demosthenes
At-top-speed!
Nicias
Splendid! just as if you were masturbating; first slowly, Let-us-bolt
; then quick and firmly, at-top-speed!
Demosthenes
Let-us-bolt, let-us-bolt-at-top-speed!
Nicias
Hah! does that not please you?
Demosthenes
Yes, indeed, yet I fear your omen bodes no good to my hide.
Nicias
How so?
Demosthenes
Because masturbation chafes the skin.
Nicias
The best thing we can do for the moment is to throw ourselves at the feet of the statue of some god.
Demosthenes
Of which statue? Any statue? Do you then believe there are gods?
Nicias
Certainly.
Demosthenes
What proof have you?
Nicias
The proof that they have taken a grudge against me. Is that not enough?
Demosthenes
I’m convinced it is. But to pass on. Do you consent to my telling the spectators of our troubles?
Nicias
There’s nothing wrong with that, and we might ask them to show us by their manner, whether our facts and actions are to their liking.
Demosthenes
I will begin then. We have a very brutal master, a perfect glutton for beans, and most bad-tempered; it’s Demos of the Pnyx, an intolerable old man and half deaf. The beginning of last month he bought a slave, a Paphlagonian tanner, an arrant rogue, the incarnation of calumny. This man of leather knows his old master thoroughly; he plays the fawning cur, flatters, cajoles, wheedles, and dupes him at will with little scraps of leavings, which he allows him to get. Dear Demos,
he will say, try a single case and you will have done enough; then take your bath, eat, swallow and devour; here are three obols.
Then the Paphlagonian filches from one of us what we have prepared and makes a present of it to our old man. The other day I had just kneaded a Spartan cake at Pylos, the cunning rogue came behind my back, sneaked it and offered the cake, which was my invention, in his own name. He keeps us at a distance and suffers none but himself to wait upon the master; when