The Zee Brothers: Revenge of the Zombie Yeti: Zombie Exterminators

By K. Grivante

Yetis? Zombies? Secret cults?
Things we've all heard about but no one believes exists.
In this Zee Brothers short story, we learn about their adventures dealing with the paranormal revival of one of the world's most elusive beasts.
Who are The Zee Brothers? Two badass zombie killing brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.
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• Language: English
• Publisher: Grivante Press
• Release date: Jun 29, 2017
• ISBN: 9781626760158

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The Zee Brothers Revenge of the Zombie Yeti

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Contents

Introduction

Part I - Sasquatch Society

Part II - Zombie Blender

Afterword

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Bonus Chapter #1 (Tombie)

Bonus Chapter #2 (The Zee Brothers)

About the Author

The Zee Brothers Timeline

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Introduction

Hello! For those of you just joining us, this story is a short story that was hinted at in The Zee Brothers: Vol.1 Curse of the Zombie Omelet. The Zee Brothers are Jonah & Judas, two brothers who have the unusual occupation of being Zombie Exterminators and while this particular job didn’t begin as an extermination gig, it sure ends up that way. I hope you enjoy it!

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Part I - Sasquatch Society

Jonah hauled ass around the corner of the building, nearly falling on the slick ice, but slid into and used a light post to jettison himself forward.

Get in Sasha! he shouted at Judas, who was a hundred yards or more away.

Judas stood next to their truck, Sasha, relieving himself and watching the snow fall. It blanketed the truck’s hood and covered the stickers his older brother had plastered all over it. His head bobbed as he listened to the stereo through the open driver’s door, oblivious to his brother’s shouts. The Scorpions’, ‘Bad Boys Running Wild’ played.

Another shout from Jonah as he drew nearer caught Judas’s attention. He zipped his pants and turned toward the sound to see Jonah running and shouting at him.

Hmm, why’s he running?

Judas pulled out his can of chewing tobacco and slipped a wad into his lip, licked the crumbs off and spat. He could hear Jonah clearly now and saw him waving to get in the truck. He climbed in, scooting to the passenger side while glaring at the steering wheel and shifter.

Jonah dove in a moment later, slamming the door behind him and smacking his hand on the stereo, turning off Judas’s music.

What is it, Jonah?

Fast ones! Jonah cranked the ignition.

Fast what? I thought we were here to plow the parking lot.

Fast zombies!

Really? I’ve never seen a fast one. I thought you said they weren’t real? Judas glanced out of the window, still seeing nothing but the wall of falling snow.

They aren’t.

Then what are you talking about? Judas reached over to click the stereo on. I was listening to that.

A large gray blur came around the same corner Jonah had just come from and charged right for them.

Judas’s eyes bulged. What the hell is that?

Jonah rammed the 8-ball shifter into reverse. A Yeti!

No way!

The 8-ball window displayed, ‘As