Sideburns in the Sun
By Nathan Payne
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About this ebook
The original book, copyrighted in 2004. Contains all the sickening hits.
Includes early, rambling pieces such as "Rat Food/All You Can Eat" (which title eventually inspired the album "All The Diamonds You Can Eat"), drugged-out mid-period indulgences like "Cough Syrup Soup," and finally culminating in 2 psychedelic masterpieces, "Zen as Fuck" and "Cartoon Angels in a Fictional Paradise."
Aside from 4 hand-bound & painted chapbooks that were gifted away years ago, Sideburns in the Sun is only available as an eBook. Check out the greatest hits collection of the same name on Bandcamp.
Nathan Payne
Nathan Payne was born on Patuxent River Naval Air Station in 1973. He graduated from the University of Illinois at Chicago with a Bachelor's Degree in English in 1997. His first solo album, Angels on Fire, was released in 2001. He is the leader of Nathan Payne & The Wild Bores, a psychedelic rockabilly band with several chapters throughout the United States and around the world. He has 21 homemade studio albums to his credit, most of which are available on Spotify, Pandora, and other online platforms. His entire discography is available on Bandcamp via private download code. http://www.pablosmoglives.com http://www.soundheartrecords.com
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Sideburns in the Sun - Nathan Payne
Sideburns in the Sun
collected poems
1998-2004
by
Nathan Payne
© 2004
Smashwords Edition
© 2012
www.pablosmoglives.com
Table of Discontents
1998
Sain't
Postscript to an Unwritten Suicide Note
Jesus, The Terminator, and Me
Yo Te Amo/What A Wreck We Am!
Last Rites of an Idiot
1999
The Bath
A Foreign Country Called Home
Happy Dick & Drug Bunny
Rat Food—All You Can Eat
2000
Chinese Handcuffs
Poem for Crazy Amy
Today I Yawn Underwater And Kill Fish With My Laughter
Day at the Beach
Ladies' Room
White Trash Heav'n
2001
Love and Brimstone
Song of My Self-Loathing
The Nowhere Mind
Grapefruit Spoon
The Prosperous Life
Night of the Banana-Crème Robot Aliens
Foolish Blood
Suck on This Town
Poem on Ringo's Birthday
Fried Hotdog Sandwich
Popcorn Lions
The Weedeaters
2002
Poetry is for Idiots
Cough Syrup Soup
The Donkey Palace
Control Freaks
Hello, My Name Is Christina Ricci
July 1, 2002
2003
The Clown Room
A Junky Manifesto
Zen as Fuck
Soap Dick/I'm A Rat
2004
Cartoon Angels in a Fictional Paradise
The American Ideal
1998
Sain't
I need a shower not a confession—
(too long subsisting on wine & sun-dried poetry)
prefer cities
to the brutal nudity of nature
ev'ry shower a confession
—I feel like I love yeah
you
right.
crying
in obnoxious freedom cities
under bridges of streetlights,
O Glory!
my only audience a wedding cake laced with spermicide,
I urinate rainwater
into the sink
and bask in the steel rooves of rainbows, automatic.
—towel wet
with sin and sweat,
I wring the wrath of a hotwater God
Into the drain at my feet,
hell
September 1998
Sestri Hotel
San Francisco
Postscript to an Unwritten Suicide Note
Ah, but it's good to be alone—
it might as well be,
since I'm going to be alone anyway
mosquito bites and blood on my cigarette butts,
she's nowhere in sight
and the sun wears a uniform,
but I'm sure I could catch a disease to keep me warm at night
—I'd rather die in the arms of a steamroller
take communion with two tablets of alka seltzer,
flesh of my flesh,
filth of my filth,
I dig an altar,
an ashtray six feet deep,
and toss sleep into an oil drum
to be burned as fuel for the bums,
as tomorrow I don't care to know
I have bored it seems even God
September 26, 1998
Ocean Beach
San Francisco
Jesus, The Terminator, and Me
I was always childish, even at the age of ten
drawing spaceships,
writing candystore operas on my homework assignments
and chewing bubblegum with my toes
poor kid
I once heard my aunt say to my mother,
as if there was something wrong with me only everybody else
could see,
I have since learned to laugh at the overweight personalities
of grown-ups
in sixth grade the fat girl was in love with me,
in eighth it was the one with the big mouth
in ninth grade it was the seventh grader
and in twelfth it was the ninth grader
I was born with no sense of rhythm
in my mom's family I was my father's child
and on my dad's side I belonged to my mother
they have tried to pawn their fear off
on me like a family heirloom—
set it on the mantle,
keep it in the family,
breed the master race of losers.
my father marries demons and blames them for it
and I have male friends with more motherly instincts
than my mother
dreams are the delicious impotent feast we sit down to
at the holidays...
not this year.
I have been my own father
and will be my own mother
I will no longer sleep for your amusement...
...playing dead to avoid losing baseball games
and throwing berries at rockfights
I will not be your sideshow centerpiece,
am I not more valuable than a marshmallow on a stick?
I am much more valuable than many marshmallows
I will scream until my lungs explode
and my words take flock like fireworks
in this monochrome sky
my lover and I
will leap fences easily as birds
and twice as high
I have polished my magic carpets like copper
I have sold my mother's paintings for gallon jugs of hot dogs
your obdurate perfection will be succeeded by luckless mistakes;
the only way to win is by not caring if you lose
I smoked the last cigarette of my childhood,
and was pleased when I coughed
I have narrowed it down to Jesus,
The Terminator,
and me...
everybody needs parents
October 8, 1998
Chicago, IL
Yo Te Amo/What A Wreck We Am!
here's how ya thduit—
eucalyptus girl
in apocalyptic lipstick
on m'waukee talkie
I don't believe in the pilots of biplanes
looking at you I wonder if that's true
October 8, 1998
Chicago, IL
Last Rites of an Idiot
I am bored with cardgames, apologies, and the three-penny arguments of millionaires
I do not need your insulin sunshine, devout flypaper kisses, or mornings digested by
radios when dirty socks are good enough
I do not want your advice on my anarchy—publish yourself with spraypaint
and then we'll talk
I do not want a receipt for my salvation
I do not want a parking lot under my sunset, caffeine in my jizz, or a haircut
I want sand in my teeth and a photograph of your voice and six dollars in change
for washing machines in the desert, restrooms
I want wine lodged between my teeth and hangovers condensed on the roof of my
mouth
to consume cleaning products and urinate rainforests
baby tree nurseries to replace the old folks' homes of forests
cockroaches in my busfare and $15 a week in pesticide addiction
to swim in linens and bedsheets under a sky of plain pale plaster
to construct sundials out of erections
to hunt magazines with rifles shaped like clocks, glue newspapers to television sets, and
make long distance phone calls to graveyards
to overdose on health food and be prescribed morphine and doritos
to domesticate the homeless and the occupiers of prisons and get a tattoo on my
breakfast cereal
to holdup convenience stores with bad breath and an empty wallet
to build an origami army and declare war on the manufacturers of burlap underwear
to sing along with the 10:00 news and write letters of temporary insanity to garbage men
and politicians
to stand starving alone or filthy in supermarkets full of payphones and white people
to insert razor blades into the halloween candy of the soul
to devour paychecks and plant bomb threats in the flimsy skyscrapers of kindergarteners
to paint businessmen on