The Unicorn's Beard
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Sawbones, a wandering veterinarian, is forced into the service of the queen. They must use their knowledge of goat diseases to cure her sick unicorn- or it's off with their head. Can they discover what's wrong- and can they save the Queen's pet from Her Majesty?
The Unicorn's Beard is a humourous fantasy short story featuring an autistic, nonbinary protagonist who is not getting paid enough for this nonsense.
Malcolm Schmitz
Author, autistic, apostate. I write SFF about disabled people, trans people, eldritch angels, disappointing unicorns, and lace-making orcs.
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