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    Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
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    Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

    By Bathroom Readers' Institute

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    About this ebook

    What do kids love? Dumb jokes. (So does Uncle John!) That’s why we’re following up our series of Bathroom Readers For Kids Only with this dazzling collection of jokes: gross jokes, monster-jokes, and knock-knock jokes, to mention just a few, plus tricky riddles, classic games, amazing anecdotes, and much more. Here’s a painful preview (and don’t say we didn’t warn you):

    ·What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
    ·Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone’s not working.
    ·What goes Ho, ho, ho! Plop? Santa Claus, laughing his head off.
    ·What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog? He was mist.
    ·Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is, there ain’t no more.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPortable Press
    Release dateSep 1, 2012
    ISBN9781607106661
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    Uncle John's Book of Fun Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
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    Bathroom Readers' Institute

    The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.

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