Wi
By Bill Reed
()
Currently unavailable
Currently unavailable
About this ebook
You know I’d never lie to you. How could I? It’s the Talls campfire and these are the oral-lit smoke trails that swirl about you, never to dribble drivel upon you. You can be sure you’ll only get what’s inner-heard. I embellish you not.
Surely you remember Wi, a name especially chosen to fit our attention spans? The world-record kidnappee, nabbee, swipee, snatchee, hoisted so many times even he’s lost count? (How about those three times in five minutes effort? That takes rare raw talent, that does.) I mean, if it wasn’t for our Wi how many of these yabbers, yarns, shaggy dogs and yank-your-chain whoppers could I trot out for you? Even getting across one’s not easy when it’s always against the wind from people laughing in your face. No, really, without our Wi, where would all the odd-balls be, drowning their sorrows by ingesting the food in Dominic’s Eatery, swallowing whole mouthfuls without a thought for their own safety? Would any plate get the Wi wipe and come out miraculously unscathed from what had been just laid upon it? Without Wi, how many screwballs could have hired him to do all they’ve always wanted to do?
God knows, and the Talls say ‘God knows’ because, if you take it that God made him in His own image, then maybe you’ve stumbled across the one time God spoke too soon. Okay, setting that aside, coming to you is a cast of Lankan characters – and you’d cast too -- and barf, and burp – if you had some of Dominic’s food inside you, let’s not kid ourselves. Not all of us have cast-iron guts and can absorb what could canonize you if you kept it down.
And our Wi can’t help being White, either. Did he ever ask for the hoists he’s had to suffer, or complained about the lack of duty-of-care his kidnappers have shown him -- their kidnappee, after all? No. All he asked was a hideaway high above the stars so bright. At least he got that. And, though having to watchfully wait, at least he received the epiphs, too. With the epiphs, he could epiphicatedly dream, so I guess he had something going for him.
And let’s not forget he’s Talls recorded as having said, ‘Just let me know if I’m breathing too much and I’ll stop’. Hey, what kidnappee or country like Australia gets a kidnappee so considerate? Is he a peach of a pooch, or what?
Read more from Bill Reed
Water Workout Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLost Souls of the River Kwai: Experiences of a British Soldier on the Railway of Death Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Continuing Adventures of the Carrot Top Kids: Fun In Mexico! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLankan 1001 Nights Part 2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLankan 1001 Nights Part 1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Mr Siggie Morrison with his Comb and Paper Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Rhyming Cutlets of Pirip Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCass Butcher Bunting Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Storyteller's Shadows Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJust Out of Your Ground Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYou Want It, Don't You, Billy? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsReveal. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsContinuing Adventures of the Carrot-Top Kids: All the Way to Alaska! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThrow Her Back Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWi Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCrooks Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMirror, Mirror Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMe, the Old Man Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStigmata Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPassing Strange Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLiving on Mars: The Play Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsShorts Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBullsh Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDaddy the 8th Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLiving on Mars Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAuntie and the Girl Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTruganinni Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSafe Harbor: A Boy's Story Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to Wi
Related ebooks
Wi Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSANTA CLAUS' SWEETHEART - A Children's Christmas Story Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFarewell, Everything Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMary Florida. A Romance. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Mayor of Casterbridge Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Enchanted April Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOn the Head of a Pin: A Thaddeus Lewis Mystery Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Life of Thomas Wanless, Peasant Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDavid Malcolm Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAccording to the Pattern Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTo the End of Her Days Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5A Woman's Burden Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLife's Little Ironies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Life of Thomas Wanless, Peasant Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Honor of the Name Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLifeblood Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5One Enchanted Scottish Knight Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIn the Tideway Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Enchanted April (Illustrated) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJoris of the Rock Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Mayor of Casterbridge (Historical Novel) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAftermath Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Mayor of Casterbridge: The Life and Death of a Man of Character Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Enchanted April Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Mayor Of Casterbridge, By Thomas Hardy: "Some folks want their luck buttered." Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Mayor of Casterbridge (Annotated) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Choice Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsComes a Ferryman: The Ferryman Pentalogy, #1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Sleight of Heart Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Splendid Fairing Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Humor & Satire For You
The Great Book of Riddles: 250 Magnificent Riddles, Puzzles and Brain Teasers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sex Hacks: Over 100 Tricks, Shortcuts, and Secrets to Set Your Sex Life on Fire Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/530 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm Up your Brain Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Father's Day Gift! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Scrappy Little Nobody Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5John Dies at the End Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Don't Panic: Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5My Favorite Half-Night Stand Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for Wi
0 ratings0 reviews