Living on Mars: The Play
By Bill Reed
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Henry had one good eye until the surgeon lost even that one’s lens down some drain. He had a wife he could call his own until she started to shack up very noisily with some young turk Australian postgraduate in his (Henry’s) own home. He had a housekeeper until she left in built-up disgust claiming Henry continuously confessed to some vague past unspeakable crime. Henry also had this itch which his new housekeeper – his wife’s cousin – could keep in check with her very personal fingernails. Then there was his house-full of irreplaceable objects until his new housekeeper’s husband came along and proceeded to methodically clean him out.
Try as he might, though, Henry couldn’t get rid of was his famous father’s specimen jars of Australian Aboriginal parts... an internationally acclaimed collection which no one, not even the housekeeper’s husband, wanted to rid him off.
All this was obviously conspiring to rob him of his morning banana.
The thing is he didn’t even have his Australia anymore since fate’s blindness had him stranded there in Port Moresby, where even people he didn’t know were outside gathering into an angry mob just because (he thinks) he is he.
Unfair is unfair no matter how incapable you are of looking at it.
Still, Henry always had the driven-self of living on Mars, if only he could have gotten around to it.
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Bill Reed is a novelist, playwright and short-story writer. He has worked as editor and journalist both in Australia and overseas, and has won national competitions for drama and for long and short fiction.
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Living on Mars - Bill Reed
First published in 2016 by Reed Independent, Victoria, Australia.
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Copyright Bill Reed 2016
Front cover: Image from Google Images. Design by Dilani Priyangika Ranaweera, Dart Lanka Productions
National Library of Australia Cataloguing-in-Publication entry:
Creator: Reed, Bill, author.
Title: Living on Mars: the play/ Bill Reed
Edition: first
ISBN: 9780994630100 (paperback)
ISBN: 9780994630117 (ebook)
Notes: includes bibliographical reference.
Subjects: Drama/black comedy
Dewey Number: A822.3
Contents
Shapes and forms
The Setting
The Characters
Act 1
Act 2
About the author
Also by Bill Reed
Shapes and forms
The earlier version of this play had the alternative titles of ‘Familiar Parts’ and ‘The Klutz Holding the Pickle Jars’. It was short listed for MTC season of 2007 and ‘long listed’ for the season 2008 respectively.
It is the title play in the anthology ‘Living on Mars’ published in 2015 under the ISBNs 9780994322784 (paperback) and 9780994322791 (ebook).
It has also gained selection to be listed on the Australian Script Centre’s website Australianplays.org.
The Setting
The play is set in a well-to-do house in Port Moresby.
Directing note:
Henry Gasser is blind. The first half of the play can be presented with him closeted in his own light and the actors coming into his 'sphere'. Or the actors can address themselves to the audience under spotlight as though the audience is Henry Gasser -- that is, there is the element of whether this is only happening in Henry’s mind.
The second half is presented in full stage lighting, but with an umbra centred on Henry.
Character note:
Henry should be played as though he was a blind comedian, such that his cynicism does not seem overarchingly bitter and, therefore, unsustainable.
The Characters
HENRY GASSER
An expat Australian. If he is remembered at all, it is as the son of Professor William E, L. J. Gasser -- the ‘pioneering’ anthropologist in the field of the Australian Aborigines – and, in consequence, as the keeper of his father’s infamous Aboriginal ‘parts’ collection which he obstinately refuses to give back to the nation.
CLARISSA GASSER
Henry's younger wife. Of Tamil local-PNG stock, ending her forties, but handsome still. Her years of poverty won’t stop itching her… and she doesn’t want it to.
GARY
Mid-thirties. Australian. Mature PhD student let loose from Sydney Uni. Making the most of his semester break. The peculiar watch-and-wait quality of a kinder heart than appearance.
MARGARET
Clarissa's ‘local’ cousin, and man-eater of the species whenever employed in well-to-do households. ‘Sir, that man beat me.’ and her bruises are a known money-spinning asset of hers. Sex is the hand out for the hand-outs.
KEKE
Margaret's ‘local’ husband. Melanesian. Sinewy and sinister as his pride of place of being a real rogue requires. Sarong, bare feet, and no looking sideways at him... nothing personal; he’ll just gut you.
Act 1
(Henry sits in his cocoon of light. Around him is a darkness which at times will seem to throb with presences. These could be the other actors, or shadows that he senses from time to time that make him stop expectantly, fearfully.
Over the outside sounds of the mosques and temples, sound grows of a morning BBC sports report. Henry finally turns it off. He is sitting in a commode chair next to a night table. When the wrong alarm setting has the radio turn back on again suddenly, he reached out too hard to turn it off again, he only succeeds in knocking a plate to the floor.
This flusters him. He manages to pick the plate up, but then gropes around unsuccessfully for the morning banana that should have been on it. It wasn’t.
The phone, on a charging cradle at his side, rings. He reaches up for it, automatically switches it to speaker. Before he speaks:)
VOICE: Don’t let them see you on your knees, Henry.
HENRY: Who’s this?
VOICE: Who do you think it is? Anyway, there’s no banana today. It’s seeing as how today’s not your usual day, you know that.
HENRY: (calls) PREMA…?
VOICE: No Prema, either. No housekeeper this day, Henry. Just her little gesture of leaving your morning banana a little to the left. No, to your right. No, your left. Did you notice? Oops, of course you couldn’t. Aw, shame.
HENRY: (calls again) PREMA!
VOICE: You forgot to ask who I am a second time.
HENRY: Fuck who you are. Who cares about grovelling? You don’t tell me about grovelling. Back in the days when seeing was all the rage, mate, I was the world’s best groveller. When I grovelled the world pointed, but I’ve retired from the grovel, so up yours.
(he listens for a reply, but phone has gone silent)
That’s right. Sod off.
(then calls out yet again)
PREMA? CLARISSA?
(no response but suddenly 'feels' movement around)
Who're you?!
(gropes aggressively and causes the plate to fall again)
Goddamn it!
(struggles to gather himself, then knocks the phone off)
Shit. On. It.
(gets to his knees again, gropes now for phone)
MY PEE AND YOUR LEG, PREMA AND BLOODY CLARISSA!
(finally ‘asks’ the darkness)
Is that you there, Clarissa?
(The phone rings again. He answers it keenly, listens warily before talking, but only gets someone whistling brightly. This is actually frightening.
He replaces the phone, then feels the dark spaces around him ‘shift’ once more)
HENRY: (gives in to pathos) Oh, Christ.
(then, but out of fear)