Virtually Ideal Episode 5: Shouldn't Have Said It Couldn't Get Any Worse

By Buffy Greentree

Laurie's got five weeks left to convince her sister she's broken up with famous Australian author Timothy Farren, which should be easier now she's actually met him, but instead has become more complicated. She also needs a date to take to the wedding, and internet dating is still letting her down - in so many ways. Oh, and she really needs her phone to start working, both so the cute guy of her daydreams she's accidentally run into three times now can use the number he won off her, and also so she can call the police if the creepy IT guy from work, whose dating profile her friends stalked, tries to abduct her. But hey, she'll be signing her new contract as an assistant literary agent and able to quit working at the call centre, so life isn't all bad.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Buffy Greentree
• Release date: Aug 13, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370087167

Buffy Greentree

Buffy Greentree is an Australian writer: born in Melbourne, sojourned in Japan and the UK, and currently living in sunny Brisbane. After almost a decade in academia - getting degrees in Classics and Archaeology, Divinity (specializing in Old Testament Studies) and a little bit of Business Management - she realized it was a whole lot more fun to make up the facts. So she took up writing. Finally her varied career across different fields seemed to be justified. Also, the years of trying to drill good essay writing technique into students' heads had not been for nothing. Her writing, as with her university degrees and employment history, shows her love of variety. She's currently editing drafts for a chic-lit serial, a historic drama, a YA and a non-fiction. There might also be a theology PhD coming into the mix soon. She hopes she doesn't accidentally get it mixed up with the romance.

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