My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry
By Dave Barry
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Dave Barry isn't just funny. His wit cuts right to the core of life's absurdities. In "My Teenage Son's Greatest Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, Dave shares his hopes, fears, and insights about his own stint as a father. "Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Three: Just finished crying."
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is the author of more bestsellers than you can count on two hands, including Lessons from Lucy, Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys, Dave Barry Turns Forty, and Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. A wildly popular syndicated columnist best known for his booger jokes, Barry won the 1988 Pulitzer Prize for commentary. He lives in Miami.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5A cute, funny collection of clips from Dave Barry's columns over the years. Anything funny he wrote about parenting. You can read it in an hour or less and it would make a good gift book for a parent.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This guy has a dry unique sense of humor. So thankful for those of us who got through the terrible twos only to have teenagers and decide having kids was a terrible idea. At least his humor can help one make it through to the young adult "I told ya so" years I'm hoping for.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Even if you aren’t a parent, you will appreciate the humor in this little book. It runs the gamut from babies to teenage sons, and all the problems that occur between those ages. Babies have one very large gland, known as the drool gland, and teenagers have one great desire, to go as fast as possible in whatever vehicle is available. See the world through Dave Barry’s eyes - it’s a trip and a half.