Friday Night Fun

By Limey Lady

Although Heather always describes herself as "well on the lezzie side of bi" she hasn't recently had much time for blokes. But, unexpectedly dateless and with a party to go to, she decides she might just make an exception . . .

• Language: English
• Publisher: Limey Lady
• Release date: Jun 4, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370177011

Limey Lady

Here's a confession for you: I'm not sure if "Limey Lady" is a pseudonym or my alter ego. Back in 2016, when she came into being, she was definitely a nom de plume. Now, however, I am not so sure.As background, I have always written stories but, up to 2009, writing took a backseat, way behind the demands of my family and career. Then a life-changing medical condition . . . well, it changed everything for and about me. Suddenly I had/have time to spare. Suddenly I was/am churning out tale after tale.I was born in York but brought up in West Yorkshire, in part of the Aire Valley often described as "Bronte Country". I must say, though, that although most of my stories are set locally, they have little in common with the fine works of Charlotte, Emily and Anne. So far my output can be divided into two: long stories featuring ne'er-do-wells, guns and some violence . . . and shorter stories featuring "liberated" women who rarely do what they're supposed to do.Limey Lady was created to be the author of the short stuff. But the longer novels all include feisty, uncooperative females - much like her characters - so I'm going to put her name to both as I publish on Smashwords.Watch this space . . .

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Friday Night Fun

By LimeyLady

Copyright Mark C Woolridge (writing as LimeyLady), 2017

Distributed by Smashwords

All characters and events in this publication,

other than those clearly in the public domain,

are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons,

living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Table of Contents

Chapter One - Pre-party preparations

Chapter Two - Showering with Jenny

Chapter Three - Making an entrance

Chapter Four - A slow seduction

Chapter Five - A little oral foreplay

Chapter Six - Shagging Dwayne

Author’s Note

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Chapter One

(Friday 11th October 2002)

‘Hello sexy,’ Heather began the moment her call was picked up, ‘how’s your ass for spots?’

‘It’s even smoother than yours,’ Taryn replied predictably. ‘To what do I owe the honour?’

Heather allowed herself a girlish giggle. Taryn was one of her three current girlfriends and (in keeping with the rest of her body) her ass wasn’t sexy at all. Not unless you preferred females who were built more like men; on a guy her ass would be sexy as hell.

Heather liked girls in all their various shapes and sizes but, just lately, she’d developed a thing about mannish ones. Taryn wasn’t particularly attractive until you saw her for what she was: a short-haired, butch-looking and stocky young dyke with flawless white skin. And that skin really was flawless; she’d probably never had a spot on her bum in her life.

‘I’m ringing about Katie’s party,’ Heather said. ‘I wondered if you needed a date.’

Taryn cackled like the witch she was. ‘Sorry,’ she said, her voice dripping insincerity, ‘I’ve already got the hottest date I could ever hope to have.’

Heather wasn’t jealous or even slightly put out. Her relationships were always founded on freedom. The way she saw it, there was never any need for jealousy. She was, however, as curious as a barrel of monkeys.

‘I thought I was the hottest date you could ever hope to have,’ she replied, mock-indignant.

‘Yeah, well I’ve had you loads of times, haven’t I? This is breaking into new territory, my friend. This is an offer I can’t refuse.’

Heather was sure of the date’s gender but couldn’t begin to guess her identity. Taryn only ever dated girls, and the university’s pool of really hot dates was (sadly) not too big.

‘Who is she?’ she demanded.

‘You just wait and see,’ said Taryn, deliberately evasive. Then, being curious in her turn: ‘You’re going with Caroline, aren’t you? Why are you suddenly wheedling up to me?’