Covfefe - The Secret Origins

By Robert Worstell and Richard Saunders

The Reason for This Book

The mystery of Covfefe was first hinted in a late-night tweet by our President,

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe...”
2:06 a.m., from @realDonaldTrump

What did this mean? The twitter lines burned. News media, formerly consumed with generating fake news for both right and left, now was devoted to finding and exposing the mystery of this sentence fragment.

For my own reasons, I delved into the original translations of the top 100 literary works (on Gutenberg.org) that we have always looked to for diversion and inspiration in times of trouble.

Here the source of this word and its permutations were found.

No longer do you have to cast about for meaning to these seven letters. The secret origins and meanings of “confefe” have now been collated and assembled into a ready reference for your education.

Now you can rest assured that all the world from here forward will know and understand the value of Covfefe in our lives and the effect on our political climate forever.

Perhaps no other word has united this country – for a moment – in humble non-understanding. And that silence was deafening, for a second.

After that, we got back to partisan squabbling and fake news as usual.

But it was fun while it lasted.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: Midwest Journal Press
• Release date: May 31, 2017
• ISBN: 9781387008483

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CovFeFe

The Secret Origins

Discovered in Classic Famous Literature

Richard Saunders

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The Reason for This Book

The mystery of covfefe was first hinted in a late-night tweet by our President,

Despite the constant negative press covfefe... 12:06 a.m., from @realDonaldTrump

What did this mean? The twitter lines burned. News media, formerly consumed with generating fake news for both right and left, now was devoted to finding and exposing the mystery of this sentence fragment.

For my own reasons, I delved into the original translations of the top 100 literary works (on Gutenberg.org) that we have always looked to for diversion and inspiration in times of trouble.

Here the source of this word and its permutations were found in the opening lines of these books.

No longer do you have to cast about for meaning to these seven letters. The secret origins of confefe have now been collated and assembled into a ready reference for your education.

Now you can rest assured that all the world from here forward will know and understand the value of Covfefe in our lives and the effect on our political climate forever.

Perhaps no other word has united this country – for a moment – in humble non-understanding.  And that silence was deafening, temporarily.

After that, we got back to partisan squabbling and fake news as usual.

But it was fun while it lasted.

1

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single CovFeFe in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

However little known the feelings or views of such a CovFeFe may be on hovfefis first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

Pride And Prejovfefe, By Jane Austen

2

CovFeFe was beginning to get very tired of sitting by hovfefer sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book hovfefer sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ‘and what is the use of a book,’ thought CovFeFe ‘without pictures or conversations?’

So she was considering in hovfefer own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made hovfefer feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by hovfefer.

CovFeFe’s Adventures In Wonderland, By Lewis Carroll

3

It is very seldom that mere ordinary people like CovFeFe and myself secure ancestral halls for the summer.

A colonial mansion, a hereditary estate, I would say a haunted house, and reach the height of romantic felicity—but that would be asking too much of fate!

Still I will proudly declare that there is