Ms. Halo

By Consito Ramirez

Centuries of history are coming to an end. Food is scarce. Space is dwindling. And the beloved alien overlord is getting too old. After generations of dependence, the leaders of a small colony realize that they have to escape. How will they get a group of inbred, inexperienced, terrified people to venture into the great unknown?

Ms. Halo is a unique, comical look at what colonization and first contact could mean for human life. No cities are destroyed, no federations are formed. For the alien overlord Ms. Halo, humans are valued for their companionship and cuteness, but that love comes with a price.

As Bob Barker said, "Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered."

• Language: English
• Publisher: Consito Ramirez
• Release date: Apr 9, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370784110

Consito Ramirez

Consito Ramirez writes things - comics, short stories, comics. He's the immigrant politicians have been warning you about (not the rapist, just a guy who’s here to steal jobs from native born, redneck, science-fiction writers). Someone said his writing was like Douglas Adams or Kurt Vonnegut sometimes, and just perverse at other times. Since Consito loves both of those authors, and is a pervert, he took the casual comment as definitive proof that he should share his writing with the world. Now he's on a quest even more difficult than writing a book, selling a book. When he’s not writing inappropriate stories in Starbucks, he’s busy sailing, horseback riding, and stealing other antiquated means of transportation from rich people. Oh, and don't forget about signing up for the newsletter: http://eepurl.com/ct52On

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