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    The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio
    The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio
    The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio
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    The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio

    By Stanley Bruce Carter

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    A surreal journey through the depths of a madman’s mind, as a mysterious female visitor torments him with strange tales about ... a crafty shoeshine boy with a unique way of drumming up business, a fast-talking professor who hates marching bands, a pirate who digs up an astonishing treasure chest and then throws away the priceless contents, a young lady who enters a forbidden room in a gloomy mansion and discovers an incredibly detailed dollhouse with a deadly secret, and Cleopatra, whose passionate poetry inflames Marc Antony, with disastrous consequences.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStanley Bruce Carter
    Release dateMar 13, 2017
    ISBN9781370032853
    The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio
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    Stanley Bruce Carter

    Stan Carter lives in Bellevue, Nebraska. He has been in the newspaper business for nearly 30 years, serving as a reporter, copy editor, columnist, typesetter and paginator at various publications. He is the author of five novels published by Gypsy Shadow: "Petchy Maligula," "The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod," "The Caskian Scandal," "The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle" and "Kill My Husband."

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