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    Ode to a Wretched Robot
    Ode to a Wretched Robot
    Ode to a Wretched Robot
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    Ode to a Wretched Robot

    By Stanley Bruce Carter

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    Rhymes about robots, poems about private eyes, wordplay from witches, sonnets for sultans, and much more.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStanley Bruce Carter
    Release dateNov 19, 2016
    ISBN9781370423781
    Ode to a Wretched Robot
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    Stanley Bruce Carter

    Stan Carter lives in Bellevue, Nebraska. He has been in the newspaper business for nearly 30 years, serving as a reporter, copy editor, columnist, typesetter and paginator at various publications. He is the author of five novels published by Gypsy Shadow: "Petchy Maligula," "The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod," "The Caskian Scandal," "The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle" and "Kill My Husband."

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