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Toy Confidential: The Secret Life of Snarky Toys
By Aled Lewis
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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Who says toys are just for kids?
Remember the days when a dinosaur could have a conversation with a cowboy and everything was just fine? And then somewhere along the way someone suggested you put your action figures away and "grow up"?
Yeah, well...you don't really have to do that. 'Cause toys are cool.
Toy Confidential is here to set matters straight and reawaken your sense of childish wonder (along with maybe just a pinch of snark).
With more pop culture references than you can shake an Ewok at, Toy Confidential offers a return to childhood with better jokes. Ever wanted to see Jurassic Park only with skateboards? How about Scarface reenacted by cute pug puppies? Check and check.
Grow up? Never!
Remember the days when a dinosaur could have a conversation with a cowboy and everything was just fine? And then somewhere along the way someone suggested you put your action figures away and "grow up"?
Yeah, well...you don't really have to do that. 'Cause toys are cool.
Toy Confidential is here to set matters straight and reawaken your sense of childish wonder (along with maybe just a pinch of snark).
- Behold conceited unicorns, sarcastic dinosaurs, and surly mammoths!
- Witness insane interspecies antics acted out by toy bunnies, pretty kitties, and rainbow ponies!
- Meet a host of hapless super heroes, bumbling spacemen, melodramatic minotaurs and more!
With more pop culture references than you can shake an Ewok at, Toy Confidential offers a return to childhood with better jokes. Ever wanted to see Jurassic Park only with skateboards? How about Scarface reenacted by cute pug puppies? Check and check.
Grow up? Never!
Author
Aled Lewis
An Adams Media author.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is an extremely funny little book. The author dedicates it to Abigail, for not complaining about sharing their small London apartment with thousands of toys. She's probably too busy laughing at his vignettes created with the toys They are photographed here, one to a page, a nice size, with ("just a pinch of snark") dialog captions and titles. The pages are perforated in case you'd like to hang one up. Perfect to enjoy again in idle moments or entertain visitors. This would make a good gift for most older children and adults for almost any occasion.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is an extremely funny little book. The author dedicates it to Abigail, for not complaining about sharing their small London apartment with thousands of toys. She's probably too busy laughing at his vignettes created with the toys They are photographed here, one to a page, a nice size, with ("just a pinch of snark") dialog captions and titles. The pages are perforated in case you'd like to hang one up. Perfect to enjoy again in idle moments or entertain visitors. This would make a good gift for most older children and adults for almost any occasion.
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