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Naughty Limericks
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Naughty Limericks is a collection of hilarious, laugh out loud verse, guaranteed to raise a smile.
The funniest limericks are always the dirtiest, and this book is no exception. Whether it be about sex, marriage or bodily functions and parts, Naughty Limericks delves deep into normally taboo areas and serves them up in amusing five-line doses.
Due to the adult nature of the content, this book is not suitable for those under 18 years.
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Zingr is a publisher of high quality humour and comedic writing.
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Naughty Limericks - Zingr
Naughty Limericks
By
Zingr
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Warning!
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This book contains content that is suitable only for adults over the age of 18 years.
You have been warned!
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Copyrights
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This work is copyright Zingr Publishing
All rights reserved
2016
Contents
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Men’s Privates
Women’s Privates
Bad Boys
Bad Girls
Sex
Dating
Marriage
A Good Spanking
Naughty Women
Naughty Men
Men’s Privates
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An expert on venom called Chuck
Just couldn’t believe his good luck
He told his female Doc
That a snake bit his cock
And she offered to give it a suck
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An onanist young man called Frick
Had just reached the end of his wick
He was no longer calm
Cause he’d run out of balm
That he needed to lube-up his dick
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An eccentric young nudist called Rob
Spread some strawberry jam on
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