Priscilla the Great: Dead Dudes and Doorbells

By Sybil Nelson

I'm Priscilla Sumner, the hottest girl in River's Bend, PA. Literally. I mean, I shoot fire out of my fingers. Anyway, I'm back for a brand new adventure called: The Eighth Grade! Oh, yeah, and mysterious dead dudes showing up on my doorstep could probably be considered an adventure as well. Especially since said dead dude had my name written on a note in his hand and since the dead dude might not even be human! So join me as I begin the long journey of figuring out what dead dudes and doorbells have to do with Priscilla the Great.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Sybil Nelson
• Release date: Jul 15, 2016
• ISBN: 9781310045035

Sybil Nelson

Sybil Nelson lives in Charleston, South Carolina with her husband and two children. She currently attends the Medical University where she’s earning her PhD in Biostatistics.

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Priscilla the Great

The Alien Chronicles

Episode1: Dead Dudes and Doorbells

Copyright © 2016 Sybil Nelson

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Chapter 1: Dead Dudes and Doorbells

When a dead guy rings your doorbell first thing in the morning, you pretty much know your day isn’t going to be that great. Well, he probably wasn’t dead when he initially rang the doorbell which meant the first thing I needed to do was figure out why my doorbell was killing people.

I actually heard the dead guy before he rang the doorbell ... and before he was ... well ... dead. I just assumed it was Tai a little too excited for school. I thought she needed a 5:00 a.m. fashion counseling session before her first high school Pre-Calculus test. Yeah, she liked to dress up for tests. Weird, right? But it wasn’t Tai on my doorstep. Like I said before, it was the dead guy.

Seconds after the doorbell rang, my mom, dad, my brother Josh, and I stood on our front porch staring at the lifeless body of an odd man in a Small Wonder T-shirt.

Are we sure he’s dead? I asked. All three of them turned their heads and stared at me like I was an idiot. I guessed it was a pretty stupid question to ask two psychics and a man with a Biology degree. Okay, fine. He’s dead, I said. So what do we do?

Simultaneously, they turned their heads back toward the dead body, unable to give me an answer. Ha! Stumped them. Take that, stupid super geniuses. Geniusi? What the heck was the plural of genius?

Anyway, looking at my family, I could tell that we were all equal parts scared, nervous, and confused. And it wasn’t like we had never seen a dead body or something. My mom, dad and I had actually killed people with our own hands. Josh had never directly killed anyone, but he did hold his dead girlfriend, Katya, in his arms and cry for hours. In any case, we were all pretty familiar with death unfortunately.

But this was different. Death had never literally landed on our doorstep. And to top it off, we had no idea who this dude was.

"We should check for a