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    Operation Cosmic Teapot
    Operation Cosmic Teapot
    Operation Cosmic Teapot
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    Operation Cosmic Teapot

    By Dylan Callens

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    "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?

    Operation Cosmic Teapot takes you on a wild, hilarious ride that explores the relationship between people and gods. Thought-provoking and humorous, the Teapot is sure to leave you wanting more.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCosmic Teapot Publishing
    Release dateJun 25, 2016
    ISBN9781311696052
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