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    Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Second Edition): Dating Disasters Exposed for Your Entertainment
    Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Second Edition): Dating Disasters Exposed for Your Entertainment
    Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Second Edition): Dating Disasters Exposed for Your Entertainment
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    Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Second Edition): Dating Disasters Exposed for Your Entertainment

    By Kristen Marie

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    GUNS, EX-CONS AND POLICE INCARCERATION...
    Sounds more like something that would happen in an action movie than on a date. But as these TRUE stories show, dating can be dangerous, shocking and most of all, FUNNY. So find yourself a seat and get ready to laugh, cry and shake your head in disbelief. And if you're thinking about dating, get yourself some pepper sprayâ you'll need it!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublishereBookIt.com
    Release dateApr 26, 2016
    ISBN9781456614935
    Don't Forget the Pepper Spray (Second Edition): Dating Disasters Exposed for Your Entertainment

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