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    Sales Talk
    Sales Talk
    Sales Talk
    Ebook19 pages16 minutes

    Sales Talk

    By Con Blomberg

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    To live different and exciting lives, all I had to do was sign here—and give up my own life!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWilder Publications, Inc.
    Release dateApr 15, 2016
    ISBN9781515405924
    Sales Talk

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      Sales Talk - Con Blomberg

      Sales Talk

      By Con Blomberg

      © 2016 Positronic Publishing

      Cover Image © Can Stock Photo Inc. / 3000ad

      Positronic Publishing

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      ISBN 13: 978-1-5154-0592-4

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      Sales Talk

      By Con Blomberg

      To live different and exciting lives, all I had to do was sign here—and give up my own life!

      Looking out the window, I saw them crossing the court toward the building—two of them. One, the taller with yellow hair, was carrying a flat, expensive briefcase, and the other, of course, was carrying the large square box that contained the Sim.

      The buzzer sounded, announcing them at the door, and I opened it with mixed feelings. I wasn’t sure myself how I would act and—well, you hear so many stories about EL, and this was really my first contact with them.

      They were standing out in front, looking just like a couple of door-to-door salesmen. And that’s just what they were, even if they were called Electro Medical Consultants. Just a fancy name for salesmen.

      They were very neat in appearance, just as good salesmen should be. Their hats looked new and so did their shoes.

      Ah, Mr. Gaines, said

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