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It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere
It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere
It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere
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WARNING

This book contains Flesh-Eating Zombies, Invading Aliens, Nuclear Annihilation, Armageddon, The Rapture — and that's just one story!

Elsewhere, you'll find Carnivorous Plants, Organ-Harvesting Aliens, Cruel Scientists, Superstorms, Cursed Artifacts, and the Worst Comedy Club in Existence.

From stolen kidneys to cruel twists of fate; from dark secrets to a baseball that likes to nibble on fingers, these 22 tales of apocalypses small and large will leave you saying, "Pfft. Not likely."

Oh, and one of the stories has mermaids. Drug-running mermaids.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherAlpert L Pine
Release dateMar 15, 2016
ISBN9781311928498
It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere
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Alpert L Pine

Alpert L Pine lives and writes in a small cabin, off the grid, in the Northwest United States. Once per week, he treks to the nearest town on foot—rain, snow or shine—and spends the day transferring his material into a digital format, with the help of the kindly librarians whom he has befriended. When he's not writing, he spends much of his time with a metal detector, looking for a rumored Templar treasure which is said to be buried somewhere nearby. To date, he's found a few nails, an old Liberty head penny, and a strange amulet.For free stories, news about past and future releases, and more, visit his website: AlpertLPine.com

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