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    How I Became a Millionaire
    How I Became a Millionaire
    How I Became a Millionaire
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    How I Became a Millionaire

    By Frank Genao

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    This is the true story about how Big Hank became a Millionaire in 18 months. And the catalyst for his rise and fall was a pair of snake skin cowboy boots.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFrank Genao
    Release dateDec 28, 2015
    ISBN9781310535185
    How I Became a Millionaire
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    Frank Genao

    I've been a bartender for more than thirty years in Norway, England, Dominican Republic, the U.S, and on various planets in the Milky Way galaxy. Before that, I was employed on various cruise lines, cut meat at a slaughter factory, worked as a newspaper boy, a petrol pump attendant, a waiter, a fluffer for the porn industry, and worked for several mentally insane restaurant & bar owners--some from outside our solar system. I began writing as a release valve from the insanity of bartending and watching people sit at the bar and speak to their pets in baby talk. My writings have been a source of mild amusement for family, friends, and customers too lazy to walk down the street and purchase a newspaper. I've also written for mentally challenged friends, fellow slackers, and compulsive losers seeking help in securing employment through fabricating outrageous tales of intergalactic travel on their resumes. Bartending and cutting grass is what I do for a living, but it’s not who I am.

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