The Poet's Poet
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The Poet's Poet - Dragline
Introduction
Written in a rough timespan of 2007-2013, though some sooner. They’re now being touched up and released fashionably late in the winter of 2015.
These poems are part of a process that began in 1998, and gradually refined itself to the terrible place it resides now. Fifteen years from its humble beginnings inspired by isolation and misguided artistic conceit, they have achieved status of, at worst, hypnotic mediocrity.
(!) = subdued excitement.
Or inverted vagina.
You’ve learned something new.
How to Write a Poem
First, you pick a subject
Love’s a good one
Then you
Write
Like
This
It adds mystique
Then
You, you
Be vague
And bleed
Bleed like Hemingway
You
Can
Describe
Your case
of chlamydia
In a captivating way
Death
Is a
Recurring theme
As is
Love
A recurring theme
As is
Repetition
A recurring theme
As is
Venereal
Disease
A recurring theme
And
You
End things
On a poignant note
God
I
Miss her
Pale skin
Like a white Christmas
And her
Twat
Like a Christmas wreath
Each
Glowing
Red bulb
An
Outbreak
Of
Herpes
How to Write a Poem, Part II
How to write a poem, part II
Tip 1: sequels are good
It’s good business
You seem legit
And colons are sexy
I mean the words thing
And colons are sexy
A semi-colon helps;
It’s sophistication
Instantaneously
Also, clever wordplay
My entire life
To pick one punctuation
No question mark?
No exclamations!
A semi-colon is fitting
I’m half an asshole;
No mystery?
No excitement!
And of barely any use
Except for
Long-winded
Run-on sentence
Douchebags
Self-loathing is key
Feigning isolation
Meanwhile dating
Several internet babes
For some credit
You might want to
Dr. Pepper in
Some POP culture references
It’s down to earth
It’s a safe haven
Deep down in earth
Like a bomb shelter
And you end it
Once you’ve lost interest
Once you can
No longer
Squeeze an idea
From the initial
Stream of thought
Spongebob
The Greatest Poem Ever Written
This is the greatest poem ever written
Some cunt will jerk off Maya Angelou
Sure, she was our favourite Ninja Turtle
But what’s she done lately?
This isn’t the original
To this poem exists a prequel
But it sucked in mind of the title
And here we are
The real deal-McCoy-shebang
Off-the-cuff writing-stuffs
Impromptu poetic intuition
Asking the permeating questions
Such as, What’s up with shebang
?
Sounds like a hot nite with a tran
Your average modern poet
Is an anonymous weirdo
A masquerading masturbator
Cumming over all
Especially himself
Gluing his visage to the walls
with the great aphrodisiac
Of hypothetical grandiosity
Cumming everywhere
But to fruition
Here’s one for your far-reaching
Ham-fisted pretense:
An Instagram of my balls
In grainy black and white
Poetry’s about using metaphors
For revealing expressions
Not hiding them, shitheels
And on the subject of expression
Shut the fuck up about freedom, too
Complete freedom allows us
The freedom to oppress others
Free
to dom
inate
Also I called Maya Angelou a Ninja Turtle
This is the greatest poem ever written
For the Romantics
For the romantics
Who know the expensive cuts
The best meat’s in back
And it’s grass fed
Like no place on earth
Forever west
An expanse wider
Than the Great Plains
A land vast and pretty
Enough to location scout
Spots for a grave
Like a line dividing the sky
This place is a cosmic joke
One can only cuddle
Himself and chuckle
Stroke his own cheek
And picture things bleak
The land covered
With hundreds of wells
To the brim with blood
Cattle decaying
In spot as they stand
Vultures feasting
Until they collapse
The beautiful landscapes
The patches of weed
The sun-burned grass
The rivers black
And a ringing call
Echoing through the cities
Of man
And his hubris
Bleeding all ears
Blooding the gutters
Drowning the small ones
Drowning the children
Swept away
With dead pests
The little shits
For the fantasies of man
For arrogance
For the sin
Of exiling foul