Restart Me Up: The Unauthorized, Un-Accurate Oral History of Windows 95
By Lesley Tsina
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Restart Me Up - Lesley Tsina
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Every schoolchild knows that August 24th, 1995 was the launch of Windows 95. We began our journey by asking every single person in line at the Redmond, Washington Starbucks where they were on 8/24.
KELLY SIMMS, Administrative Assistant:
It was an ordinary day. I made breakfast, fed the cat, drove to work. I was just pulling into the parking lot when they mentioned it on the radio. And I took the rest of the day off.
MATT KLINMAN, Accountant:
I was tired. I’d been up all night waiting for the stroke of midnight, counting and recounting the change in my piggy bank to make sure I had $89. Between my birthday money, my salary from Baskin Robbins, and my allowance, I had just enough. It was like Christmas, only I was buying myself the best present in the world: a consumer-oriented upgrade to the Windows 3.1 operating system. I biked down to the store right after school.
SAMANTHA TRACE, Former Child:
I remember my dad came home that night with a package under his arm, and we all gathered around. And he said, This is going to change our lives.
TYRONE WILLIAMS, Sales Executive:
I was flying home from Paris on business, and I saw the Microsoft logo on the fields of Southern France. They must have painted it. I was so jazzed, I bought it at the airport when I landed.
RUSSELL DENNIS, Software Engineer:
I was doing really badly in school. Getting into fights, vandalism, stuff like that. Then, my math teacher took us to the movie theater to watch a satellite broadcast of the launch. I was overwhelmed by the sheer glamour of it. And I decided to become a software engineer.
EMILY DORFMAN, College Professor:
It was all over the news. I opened the paper and there was a full page spread. It was everywhere.
MANNY PASTERNAK, Tech Support Specialist:
When I got it home I just stared at the box before I even opened it. That night, I slept with the manual on my pillow. My girlfriend had just left me.
EVAN VALDEZ, Software Engineer:
I was working at Apple. We were like, nice try, assholes.
MICKI DAVIDSON, Windows Groupie:
My girlfriend and I were sophomores at Reed, and we drove up from Portland to try and sneak into the launch party. We got a guy downtown to make us fake Microsoft IDs. We were crazy!
Make_It_S0, Usenet Nerd:
I slept through it because I’d been up watching episodes of Voyager on VHS. I felt like such an asshole because the Brian Eno message board was blowing up when I logged on.
BRIAN DANIELSON, Tech Blogger:
It’s been 20 years? God, I’m old.
LANCE JACKSON, Windows 95 Engineer:
We all woke up that morning and thought, this is it. It’s all on the line. We succeed, or we crash and burn. But even so, we’d been in a bubble for 18 months. We had no idea how big this thing was going to be. We put on our polos and Dockers and vanpooled to campus. I cannot adequately describe the level of tension and expectation. To really know what the stakes were, you had to have been on the project. It’s a hell of a story. How much time do you have?
The Microsoft campus in Redmond, Washington. A verdant corporate wonderland, populated by the brilliant, the competitive, and the eccentric. We visited the campus, looking for Windows 95’s origin stories. Who are the people who brought Windows 95 to life? We sat outside Building 2, watching giant koi swim in the man-made pond employees call Lake Bill.
There, we listened to dozens of people’s memories of the project. We were surprised to find that many of the key players had one thing in common: a vanpool.
LANCE JACKSON, Software Engineer:
The vanpool was my idea. I was living in Seattle and had to get to Redmond every day. It was more efficient to do a rideshare. So I hand-picked the most compatible developers within easy driving distance of my apartment. We called ourselves the Vanpool 8. Because we were officially Vanpool 8. And there were eight of us.
BRIANNA LEE, Software Development Manager:
It was Lance’s vanpool, and he invited a bunch of us. Lance is a good guy. Although he does talk a lot. I went on a date with him once and he spent the whole time explaining the history of the banana.
LANCE JACKSON:
The development of the modern banana is really quite surprising. How much time do you have?
STAN BANAS, Software Engineer:
Lance Jackson never shuts up. He thinks everything is so goddamn interesting. It’s like a Russian novel. He’ll go to the coffee room and then recap, in excruciating detail, his trip to the coffee room. And his philosophy on coffee. And rooms.
BRIANNA LEE:
Stan Banas is an asshole. The only reason he was in the vanpool is that he had a condo in the same building as Lance and he whined his way in.
STAN BANAS:
Brianna Lee went to Harvard. That’s her entire personality in a nutshell. Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard. She is no Bill Gates.
BRIANNA LEE:
I went to Harvard. Deal with it.
STAN BANAS:
Then there was Vlad. His full name is Vlad Michael Murray, which wasn’t funny at the time. He was a lifer, Microsoft straight out of college. Not the smartest guy, kind of a workhorse. I’d say on a scale of 1 to Bill Gates, he’s a soft 6. I’m a 12.5.
VLAD MICHAEL MURRAY, Software Engineer:
Yeah, I don’t rank very high on Stan’s made up intelligence scale. The highest anyone ever got was an 8.9. Except for Bill, of course.
LANCE JACKSON:
Vlad is not