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    Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer
    Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer
    Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer
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    Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer

    By Archibald Baal

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    Pam's a lovely, leggy professional I work with, and I've desired her for a long while. Tonight's my chance to seduce her, and I'm going to make sure she's excited and ready by taking her to a strip club first.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchibald Baal
    Release dateSep 18, 2015
    ISBN9781311982575
    Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer
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    Archibald Baal

    Archibald Baal has been writing erotica on the internet since 1999. His works have been characterized as anything from “genius” to “porn with a plot” to “dirty filthy smut”, and he embraces all of these equally. He is a fan of clever, well-written character pieces which happen to contain women driven to distraction by lust and perhaps deciding to wear lingerie. He might, in fact, like stockings a little bit.All money earned from the proceeds of his works are guaranteed to be donated directly to his wife-like girlfriend’s hosiery and foundation-garment budget, with only a small amount deducted for administrative purposes, so you can be absolutely certain the cost of your purchase is going to a good cause.

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      Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer - Archibald Baal

      Fine Stems and the Couch Dancer

      Copyright 2015 Archibald Baal

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      I have been watching Pamela Feinstein for a long time.

      Pam’s a brilliant programmer, and while it violates conventional wisdom she supplements this skill with real, actual documentation. It’s kinda unheard of where I work. I was told her boss asked her to provide fewer docs so that she could improve her output in sheer number of lines of code (which is already higher than her peers), and that she laughed at him. In a layoff-rich environment like ours, that takes some confidence and knowledge of one’s self-worth. She’s a real piece of work.

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