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I Shouldn’t Do God: Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes, #1
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This is the first book in my series of fake news satire compilations, Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes.
Wallace is still Charlie...
But dare you say yet that you are Wallace?
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Wallace Runnymede's general contact address for writing-related matters is wallacerunnymede@gmail.com __________________________________ Wallace Runnymede has but one Golden Rule. If you ask me: By what authority do you write these things? I have but one answer that can ever be worth the giving: Ça me plait.
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