The Yarns We Had
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Cyril W. Greenham
Cyril W. Greenham was born and grew up in Twillingate, Newfoundland. His father, Wilbur Greenham, and grandfather, Andrew (Chum) Greenham, were both sea captains, and Cyril was initiated to the sea, and stories of it, at a very young age. In the early 1950s, Wilbur Greenham owned a little schooner, and six-year-old Cyril was often rocked to sleep on board. Captain Andrew (Chum) Greenham and his son Captain Wilbur Greenham were storytellers par excellence, and very popular around the coast of Newfoundland and Labrador. Cyril had a very close relationship with his father, and whenever they were together they often indulged in yarning about the “old times.” Cyril soaked it all up like a sponge. The author wanted to become a sea captain like his dad, but after completing high school in 1963 he attended Memorial University of Newfoundland, where he received a BA (Ed) and a BA (French). He spent most of his life as a language teacher throughout Newfoundland, and he currently works part-time as an ESL in Toronto, Ontario. He devotes the rest of his time to keeping alive Newfoundland’s unique way of life and the memory of a father dearly loved.
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The Yarns We Had - Cyril W. Greenham
THE YARNS WE HAD
CYRIL W. GREENHAM
Flanker Press LIMITED
St. John’s
Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Greenham, Cyril W., 1945-
The yarns we had [electronic resource] / Cyril W. Greenham.
Electronic monograph issued in various formats.
Also issued in print format.
ISBN 978-1-77117-221-9 (EPUB).--ISBN 978-1-77117-222-6 (KINDLE).--
ISBN 978-1-77117-223-3 (PDF)
1. Newfoundland and Labrador--Social life and customs--20th
century. 2. Newfoundland and Labrador--History--20th century.
3. Newfoundland and Labrador--Anecdotes. I. Title.
FC2168.G74 2013 971.8 C2013-900066-6
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© 2013 by Cyril W. Greenham
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We acknowledge the financial support of the Government of Canada through the Book Publishing Industry Development Program (BPIDP) for our publishing activities; the Canada Council for the Arts which last year invested $24.3 million in writing and publishing throughout Canada; the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador, Department of Tourism, Culture and Recreation.
TO THE MEMORY OF MY FATHER
CONTENTS
Introduction
Chapter 1
Paddy
Chapter 2
Gobbled or Un-gobbled?
Chapter 3
What Happened to Your Power?
Chapter 4
Rope off the Swatch
Chapter 5
Ruckus in the Courtroom
Chapter 6
The Can of Milk
Chapter 7
The Graveyard Spook
Chapter 8
Man Overboard
Chapter 9
Bare Poles
Chapter 10
The Groaner
Chapter 11
I Almost Got Him, My Son
Chapter 12
My Sister was Born
Chapter 13
The Sack of Berries
Chapter 14
There’s Neither Cock Amongst You
Chapter 15
Festery Head
Chapter 16
The Bessie Marie
Chapter 17
He Flopped His Bag into the Bowl of Pea Soup
Chapter 18
Be the Jesus, I Don’t Know
Chapter 19
The Lady Macdonald
Chapter 20
In the Name of the Queen
Chapter 21
Goodbye, Bessie
Chapter 22
Live Man in the Grave
Chapter 23
The Algerine
Chapter 24
Man Killed at House-haul
Chapter 25
Across the Bay with the Magistrate
Chapter 26
One Hundred MPH on Twillingate Long Point
Chapter 27
Grandmother Always Had Plenty of Clothes
Chapter 28
The Handbar
Chapter 29
My Beer was Ready to Bottle Off
Chapter 30
Jim and Poor Ole Grandfather
Chapter 31
Teddy Half Overboard in the White Bay
Chapter 32
I Love You, Jesus
Chapter 33
How Can You Jump Overboard and Not Get Wet?
Chapter 34
Jim was a Wonderful One to Swipe
Chapter 35
It is Still Thirty-five Cents an Hour, Skipper
Chapter 36
Ten-dollar Loan for the Nuptials
Chapter 37
Over Tickle Bridge and Face and Eyes on the Rocks
Chapter 38
Father Had One Wonderful Face
Chapter 39
The Arctic Sealer
Chapter 40
The SS Kyle
Chapter 41
If She’s Not It’s Her Own Bloody Fault
About the Author
INTRODUCTION
This book is the second one that I have written, and, like the first one, Return from Hell, I will be asked why I wrote it.
Well, in one regard, the answer is the same: I love to write—I know of few things that can be as fulfilling as writing.
I guess, to some people, writing a book at the age of sixty-two, then another at sixty-five, seems a smidgen too late; and, as well, they perhaps feel that a person who sits in front of a computer, thinking, editing, etc., for months on end, must be kind of an oddball. Well, these people obviously have never written, and felt that pleasure of the pen gliding across the page—once the pen starts to glide, it develops a momentum of its own.
Now, to the second reason: I love to yarn and tell stories. In that regard, I guess I am not unlike my dad—and his dad—who was the super chap to reminisce. I imagine he listened to so many tall tales that Grandfather told—he was the storyteller par excellence—that he soaked it all up like a sponge, and became almost as popular around the coast of Newfoundland as Skipper Andrew (Chum) Greenham, his dad. They both spent most of their lives as sea captains.
Now, to the next reason: I like to entertain; and what better way to do so, than write a catchy, difficult-to-put-down book—well written, with a strong and consistent voice,
to quote the editor of a certain publishing company, who read my first book, Return from Hell.
Unlike Return from Hell, a book of memoirs, which was more serious—my battle with alcohol addiction—this little compilation of forty-one stories that my dad relished to tell me will be much more interesting, because of its levity.
Perhaps the one thing, more than anything else, that spurred me to take pen in hand and write The Yarns We Had, was my perhaps subliminal urge to keep alive the memory of my father. I loved him dearly; he was a man I would have walked through enfilading gunfire for; and, to indulge my memory, by writing this book, is a fine way to keep us together.
If there is any substitute for love, it is memory.
The stories deal with life in outport Newfoundland in the early to mid-twentieth century: a period when times were very difficult—people worked like slaves, had practically no money, but, despite this, maintained a sense of humour that, to this day, makes Newfoundland one of the most hospitable places in the world. Newfoundlanders certainly gave the lie to the idea that you could only be happy if you had a lot of money!
I guess their chats and storytelling—along with their crocks of homebrew beer—was one way to create a unique camaraderie that made for a way of life that enabled them to cope with their adversity. Never could times be harder; but, never could the people be more contented—humble, simple, hospitable, happy-go-lucky Newfoundlanders!
The stories in this book will help portray this way of life, and, hopefully, help keep the memory of it alive. It would be a sad thing indeed, for generations to come, if this unique way of living ever faded into oblivion.
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The Newfoundland dialect, of course, is unique, and there will be some expressions, words, etc. that will be unfamiliar to some non-Newfoundlanders; but, believe me, the appearance of grammar errors or typos will be just that: the appearance. To change it to the so-called standard language would take away from the book.
Of course, if I tried to transcribe the words as they are pronounced by Newfoundlanders, it would be nigh on impossible—I am not the world’s greatest linguist! So, the spelling will conform to the so-called standard.
For the most part, the names are real, but, where anonymity would be in order, I have used aliases.
Enjoy your read. I hope my dad will be up there somewhere, looking down on you. I am sure he would have some humorous quip!
CHAPTER 1
PADDY
My father was a person who just loved to reminisce about his early life, and when he did, Paddy would often enter the picture. And he would usually begin his stories about Paddy with the following remark: Paddy was a wonderful one to fart, especially when the strain came on him.
When Father was a young man in the 1920s and 1930s, a lot of families had a dog team or a horse to help them haul their firewood from the woods; and, so it was with Skipper Andrew (Chum) Greenham, my grandfather. He acquired a little horse—so small that pony
might be a more appropriate description—and named him Paddy.
Since Father was the eldest child of Skipper Andrew (Chum) Greenham, he obviously had the opportunity to use Paddy more than his younger brothers, and Paddy was considered Dad’s horse—well, pony.
Dad certainly had a warm spot in his heart for Paddy, and you could hear it in the inflection of his voice as he talked of him. As well, you could always sense a pity, a sorrow, and a quasi-guilt. He always felt that, given Paddy’s size, he was driven too hard. He would say that this little skin and bones
of a horse never deserved to be born, and I am sure that he must have occasionally whispered in Paddy’s ear, and begged forgiveness. Later in life, when Dad and I would yarn about these long-ago years of his life, he would often