Border Tales Too Book III
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The Further Borderland (Mis)Adventures of CBP Officers Elvis Mahoney & Co-Conspirators. The Border Tales Too books contain the literary paternal DNA of their antecedent, the journalistic non-fiction book, Border Tales, authored by former journalist and retired CBP officer, James Whitesell. The other chunk of Border Tales Too's literary DNA, however, would be more accurately described as being Mark Twain on LSD. You may therefore assume that the Border Tales Too books are not more journalistic soirees by author James Whitesell. They are, as his long suffering wife laments, ".....weird, but kinda funny." In the Border Tales TOO books Elvis Mahoney and his like-minded band of eccentric buddies from the CBP Enforcement Team cavort on the Mexican border in Arizona through a seemingly endless variety of (mis)adventures. Involving, hopefully, plenty of chuckles and the occasional flat out gut grabbing belly laugh.
But......what the heck. Read it and find out for yourself.
Just be prepared to take at least a half step out of ordinary reality.
James Whitesell
Whitesell was born and raised in Minnesota where he spent the winter months learning just how long an icicle can get before spring comes. This had the unsurprising result of Whitesell eventually hotfooting it for the Land of No Icicles. Southern Arizona. Here Señor Whitesell began a new career with Customs and Border Protection, raised his kids and managed to (mostly) avoid unpleasant encounters with dyspeptic rattlesnakes and the sneaky ubiquitous assassin of the desert the unwary call 'cactus.'Whitesell is non-fluent in a several languages, plays a number of musical instructions to distraction and irritates the hell out of his family with constantly sticking his Nikon D5100 DSLR in their unamused faces.Plus he likes to write books..
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