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    The Candy Filled Fleshlight (& Seven Shorter Stories)

    By David M. Munn

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    About this ebook

    A collection of eight short stories written between May - August 2014.

    The Candy-Filled Fleshlight - The tale of Jimmy Stamper, the man who purchased a fleshlight that spits out candy.

    Bag - A killer present lies under the tree this Christmas.

    Food - A voyeur spies on couples at their most intimate moment: Eating Food.

    Samaritan - A jaded Samaritan has a chance at redemption.

    Upstairs - A man awakes each night with no memory, other than the knowledge that something lies upstairs. Something that knows everything.

    Lane - A tale about a drunken man who bumps into the devil late one night.

    Zone - A scientist seeks to discover the secret that lies in the moment we fall asleep

    World - The truth about how the world was created.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateAug 29, 2014
    ISBN9781326000189
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