The Green Turtle Mystery

By Ellery Queen

To rescue a friend’s pet turtle, Djuna must solve the riddle of a haunted house

His new shoeshine box under his arm, boy-sleuth Djuna is looking for customers when he meets a young reporter named Socker Furlong. Socker assigns Djuna and copyboy Ben Franklin to investigate a haunted empty house. Djuna, Ben, and Ben’s pet turtle are having a lot of fun creeping around outside—until the place turns out not to be so abandoned after all.
 
Djuna sees people inside the house, and when he knocks, a young girl answers the door—only to slam it in his face. Djuna and Ben run for help and are halfway down the block when Ben notices that his turtle is missing. To get him back, they will have to crack the mystery of the haunted house, no matter what ghosts may stand in their way.
 
Ellery Queen is one of the world’s finest detectives, but his adventures are nothing compared to the Ellery Queen Jr. Mystery Stories. Join Queen’s apprentice, Djuna, and his trusty Scottie, Champ, on adventures filled with danger, suspense, and thrills.
 
The Green Turtle Mystery is the third book in the Ellery Queen Jr. Mystery Stories, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Media
• Release date: Mar 10, 2015
• ISBN: 9781504003940

Ellery Queen

Ellery Queen was a pen name created and shared by two cousins, Frederic Dannay (1905–1982) and Manfred B. Lee (1905–1971), as well as the name of their most famous detective. Born in Brooklyn, they spent forty-two years writing, editing, and anthologizing under the name, gaining a reputation as the foremost American authors of the Golden Age “fair play” mystery. Although eventually famous on television and radio, Queen’s first appearance came in 1928, when the cousins won a mystery-writing contest with the book that would eventually be published as The Roman Hat Mystery. Their character was an amateur detective who uses his spare time to assist his police inspector uncle in solving baffling crimes. Besides writing the Queen novels, Dannay and Lee cofounded Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, one of the most influential crime publications of all time. Although Dannay outlived his cousin by nine years, he retired Queen upon Lee’s death.

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1. The Haunted House

THE BOY NAMED DJUNA was grinning to himself as he walked across the tree-shaded Square. Over his shoulder was slung the small wooden box in which he carried the two kinds of shoe polish, tan and black, the shoebrushes, and the strips of cloth with which to put on the final glossiness.

He was grinning because never before had he shined anyone’s shoes except his own. And now he was looking for his first customer. It was a little exciting.

It was a hot summer noon. Djuna had hoped that there would be a good many men sitting around on the park benches and waiting for someone to come along and shine their shoes. But there weren’t. Djuna could see only one man in the whole Square. He was lounging on a bench at the opposite side of the little park, his head thrown back, staring up into the blue sky.

Djuna walked up to him. When he got closer, he saw that he was a rather plump young man and that he wasn’t looking at the sky at all. His eyes were closed.

Shine? said Djuna hopefully, pausing in front of him.

The young man raised his head and opened his eyes.

Huh? he said. Then, seeing Djuna standing there with the shoe-shining box on his shoulder, the plump young man smiled and said thoughtfully, Yes and no.

What? said Djuna, startled.

I mean, said the young man, sleepily, it all depends. If you will promise not to hurry, the answer is yes. If your idea of shining shoes is to rush as though you were catching a train, the answer is no. Is that clear?

Djuna grinned again and took the shoe box off his shoulder. I’m in no hurry, he said.

Good! said the young man. Then you may proceed. The world is made up of people who hurry and people who don’t. I prefer those who don’t. Hurry gets you nowhere. You agree?

He put one foot on the box with a sort of slow-motion movement. Djuna, kneeling, went to work. The plump young man closed his eyes again.

Djuna worked away slowly, as he had promised, and when he had at last finished the first shoe he lifted the young man’s foot off the box and tapped on his other foot.

Huh? said the young man dreamily, without opening his eyes.

The other foot, please, said Djuna.

Oh! said the young man. Give you an inch, and you ask for a foot. Well, well, have it your way.

He put the other foot on the box. Djuna daubed the polish on the shoe and rubbed away. Glancing up at the young man, he saw to his surprise that the young man’s eyes were open and that he was staring off to the right with an expression of lively interest on his face.

As I live and breathe! the young man exclaimed. Benjamin Franklin himself!

Djuna followed his gaze and saw, coming toward them on the path which ran diagonally across the Square, a boy of about his own age. The boy was bareheaded. Under each arm he carried a loaf of bread–not the ordinary size, but a long, thin loaf, about two feet long.

The boy came up to them and looked inquiringly at the young man. The young man shook his head.

Well, it’s time, Mr. Furlong, said the boy, apologetically.

The young man shook his head again. Don’t hurry me, Ben, he said firmly. On your way! Twice across the Square was the agreement. And, besides, can’t you see I’m getting my shoes shined? Have you no love of beauty? Does it mean nothing to you that I dazzle the vulgar herd with my splendor? Be off with you, boy!

The boy grinned, and went on. Djuna, finishing his job and putting his brushes back into the box, glanced after him and saw that when the boy reached the other end of the Square he turned and came slowly back toward them.

Djuna was bursting with curiosity. As he stood up and brushed off his knees he couldn’t resist saying eagerly to the plump young man, Excuse me, but what did he mean when he told you it was time? Time for what?

The young man fished in his pocket and handed Djuna a dime for the shoe shine. He sighed.

There, he said, is your wage. You have earned it. You did not hurry. You will be a success in life. As for your question, the answer is a long and a sad story. Painful as it is, the truth is that I am employed in yonder newspaper office. Heaven help me, I am a reporter!

Honest? exclaimed Djuna, looking up at him in awe. A real reporter!

Alas, yes! sighed the young man. Perhaps you are too young to be told such shocking things, perhaps your tender ears should be spared these horrid truths, but the fact is that the editor, a gentleman by the name of Canavan, who, by any other name would smell as sweet, is full of weird ideas. Weird, I tell you! He thinks, for example, that I ought to get to the office on time. A ridiculous idea, isn’t it? I leave it to you, isn’t it? But such is the fact. Yesterday this monster, this Canavan announced that if I were late again, by as little as one minute, he would throw me out on my ear. Me, the pride of the office; me, Socker Furlong! What was I to do?

What did you do? exclaimed Djuna.

Child, you may well ask, said young Mr. Furlong. "I had no watch, alarm clock I had none. In my honest desperation, I thought of this faithful child, this young Ben Franklin, the most reliable copy boy that ever lost a piece of copy between desk and desk. Good! I held words with him. We came to terms. It was agreed that if the day was fine–which it is, thank heaven!–I should take my ease here on this bench until young Ben would come and summon me to yon torture chamber. The loaves of bread, I might add, are my own idea. An excellent touch, is it not? You have read, of course, of how the famous Mr. Franklin, two hundred years ago–or was it three hundred?–used to wander about with loaves of bread under his arms, while he was looking for a job as a reporter. Ah me, I hope it doesn’t mean to hint that I shall soon be looking for another job! Well, my boy, have I answered your question?"

Just as he finished speaking, Ben, the boy with the bread loaves, got back to them. He looked very serious.

Honest, Mr. Furlong, it’s time, he said. You’d better get going.

The plump young reporter sighed once again and got to his feet, reluctantly.

Are you sure? he asked.

Ben shifted both loaves of bread under one arm and dug into his pocket with his free hand.

I wouldn’t fool you, Mr. Furlong, he said. You know that. If you don’t believe me, you can look at my watch.

His hand came out of his pocket and he held it out, open, toward the reporter. Djuna gasped. In Ben’s palm was a tiny green turtle, no bigger than a silver half-dollar. It stuck its head out from its shell and looked up inquiringly.

You see? demanded Ben. It’s just one o’clock.

Socker Furlong looked down at it with great interest. You’re right, he said. Quite right. I wouldn’t have believed it was so late!

Fishing in his own pocket, he brought out another dime and handed it to Ben. There, he said, is your emolument. Your honorarium. Coin of the realm, my boy, coin of the realm. Spend it not unwisely. Furlong thanks you.

He stalked away, heading for the newspaper office.

Djuna couldn’t take his eyes away from the tiny turtle. Gee whiz! he exclaimed. Can he really tell time?

Well, partly, said Ben modestly. "When he puts his head out, I call it either half-past eleven, or twelve o’clock, or one, according to which way he turns it; and when he sticks out his tail it’s six. His left hand is eleven, and his right hand is two. His right hind leg is half-past four and his left hind leg is half-past seven. But it’s when he puts them all out at once that it’s sort of hard to tell just what time it is."

Gee! said Djuna, again. He pondered. Of course you could always turn him a little, so that whatever he stuck out would be pointing the right way, he observed.

Well, that’s so, said Ben. That would fix it.

Where’d you get him? asked Djuna.

In a pet shop.

The turtle seemed embarrassed at being the center of attention and drew his head in again. Ben restored him to his pocket.

Doesn’t he mind being carried around that way? asked Djuna. I should think he would.

Oh, I never carry him around much, said Ben hastily. I’ve got a glass bowl full of water for him at home and another one at the office. He sits in the water all day and all night, or else he climbs up on the rock in the bowl. He don’t get around much. It’s probably good for him to carry him around a little.

What do you call him? asked Djuna, respectfully.

Waterbury, said Ben. That’s the name of a clock.

"Gee, I wish I had a turtle, said Djuna. I’ve got a dog, a Scotty, but I couldn’t bring him with me. I had to leave him at home."

What do you mean? asked the other boy. Don’t you live around here?

No, I live in the country, a place called Edenboro, said Djuna. I’m just visiting here. But there wasn’t any room for Champ–that’s my dog–so I had to leave him behind. But maybe–

He stopped, and looked uncomfortable.

"Maybe what?" asked Ben.

Oh, nothing, said Djuna. I just thought that maybe I could earn enough money to–well, to sort of go and visit him, maybe.

Oh! said Ben. Shining shoes, you mean.

Yes, said Djuna.

Say, I’ve got to go, said Ben. I can feel Waterbury moving around. I guess he wants to get back into his bowl.

What time do you get through work? asked Djuna.

Oh, about six o’clock. Why?

Well, I thought maybe I could come over to your house tonight and see Waterbury some more, if you don’t mind, said Djuna. Could I do that?

Why, sure, said Ben. Do you know where Carpenter Street is? You just go out Sixth Street, till you come to Carpenter, and then you go three blocks west. That’s the nine-hundred block. Ours is the third house from the corner, that’s Number 906. Could you come out about half-past seven?

Sure, said Djuna. That will be swell.

That’ll be a good time, too, said Ben. That’s usually when he goes swimming.

Djuna watched Ben walk off toward the newspaper office, with the two loaves of bread under his arm, and suddenly thought to himself, Gee, that’s a funny-looking kind of bread! I wish I’d asked him what it tastes like!

But it didn’t seem very important, and Djuna soon forgot all about it, as he wandered on around the Square, looking for more shoes to shine.

About an hour later, a large fat man, dressed in a wrinkled suit of white linen and wearing an old Panama hat, came puffing along Chestnut Street in the hot afternoon sun and went into the newspaper office.

I want to see the editor, he said to the elevator man. What floor is he on?

He was taken up to the third floor, where Ben, the copy boy, showed him where Mr. Canavan, the editor, was sitting. Mr. Canavan was working in his shirt-sleeves and looked angry.

Well, what can I do for you, sir? he asked, glaring up at the visitor.

The fat man fished a card out of his pocket and handed it to Mr. Canavan. That’s me, he said. Orville P. Firkins, Real Estate and Rentals, 234 Market Street.

What of it? said Mr. Canavan. You’re in the wrong office. What you want is the business office.

No, said Mr. Firkins, wiping his forehead. I want the editor. You’re the editor, ain’t you? I’m the agent for a house that nobody will rent. It’s haunted.

Oh! said Mr. Canavan, in a different tone. Haunted, hey? What makes you think it’s haunted?

Noises, said Mr. Firkins. Clanking noises, like somebody was dragging chains over the floor.

Probably the water pipes, said Mr. Canavan.

No, said Mr. Firkins. It’s empty, I tell you. The water’s been shut off for years. There’s a ghost in there, that’s all there is to it.

Well, in that case I’ll let you talk to Mr. Furlong. Mr. Furlong is in charge of our ghost department–when he isn’t asleep. Ben, take Mr. Firkins over to Mr. Furlong and ask Mr. Furlong to listen to his story. Good-by, Mr. Firkins.

Ben led the fat man over to Socker Furlong’s desk. Socker was leaning back in his chair with his feet on the desk, his eyes closed, a beautiful smile on his face. He was dreaming.

Ben touched him on the shoulder. The reporter sat up suddenly.

Mr. Canavan wants you to talk to this man, said Ben. He wants to tell you about a ghost.

Well, well! said the plump reporter. Imagine that! Male or female?

"How should I know? demanded Mr. Firkins, mopping his forehead again. I ain’t never seen it. All I know is, there’s noises."

Dear, dear! said Socker Furlong, shaking his head. Makes noises, does it? Well, sit down and tell me about it. You looked worried. Tell papa.

"I am worried, said Firkins, sitting down heavily in the chair Ben brought. I’m losing money. I can’t rent the house. Nobody wants to rent a haunted house."

I should say not! said the reporter, getting out his pencil and reaching for some paper. Especially not when it makes noises. Gives you no sleep. That’s bad.

Put down about the house, said Mr. Firkins. Say, first, it’s a good house. Three stories and good basement, fourteen rooms, nice yard, big flower garden–or could be.

Ben the copy boy would have liked to linger and hear more, but just then Mr. Canavan called him again and he had to hurry away.

What’s the address? the reporter asked.

Seven-seventy-seven Carpenter Street, replied Mr. Firkins, sighing. Could you put it in the paper that I would pay somebody good to get rid of the ghosts? Cockroaches, that’s one thing. I know how to get rid of cockroaches. But ghosts, that’s different. If anybody knows how to get rid of ghosts, you can say they can come to see me at my office, that’s two-thirty-four Market Street. Maybe a machinist would know. That’s the noise it makes, like a machine, sort of.

I can’t promise, said the reporter. If you want to hire somebody, maybe it would be better if you put an advertisement in the paper. But I’ll do what I can. Now, what about this house at seven-seventy-seven Carpenter Street? Is it empty?

Empty? exclaimed Mr. Firkins, Ain’t I been telling you it’s empty? Certainly it’s empty! Nobody would go in there on a bet!

Well, I’ll see what I can do, the reporter promised, yawning. Good-by, Mr. Firkins. Thanks for coming in.

Will it be in the paper tomorrow morning? asked the fat man anxiously, as he stood up to go.

It will, if there’s room for it, the reporter assured him. That all depends on what the Night Managing Editor thinks. But I’ll write all about it, don’t you fret.

Mr. Firkins thanked him profusely and went away.

The editor, Mr. Canavan, looked up and beckoned to Socker Furlong to come to his desk. Write a good funny story, he ordered. But before you do, go out and take a look at this haunted house. Be sure you get the right house. We can’t print stories about houses being haunted, without making sure it’s the right one. What if it should turn out that there were some important people living in it? We’d he in a nice lot of trouble! Be sure you go out there.

Yes, sir, said the reporter. He strolled over to the lockers and got his hat. Looking around cautiously, he saw Ben, and beckoned to him to follow him out into the hall. When they had got out where Mr. Canavan couldn’t see them or hear them, young Mr. Furlong fished a quarter out of his pocket.

Listen, he whispered. "The boss has lost his mind. He suggests that I ought to go out to this empty house and gawp at it. I think the heat has been too much for him. There isn’t a bit of use doing that. An empty house is an empty house. I don’t need to look at it. Why, I can write a much better story if I don’t look at it. No, I can think of a much better way of spending an afternoon like this than standing around in front of an empty house. The ball park, for instance. That’s where I’m going. I’ll be there just in time for the second game in the double-header. Now, this is what I want you to do, Ben. You know where I live. As soon as I get back from the ball game, I’ll write this story at home. You come around there at six o’clock and I’ll have it ready. Bring it back here and give it to the Night Desk. Will you do that?"

Why, sure, Mr. Furlong, said Ben. That’s no trouble.

The reporter patted him on the head and rang for the elevator, smiling.

"Say, where is that haunted house? asked Ben. Did the man tell you?"

It’s on Carpenter Street, said the young man. Number seven-seventy-seven. Very easy number to remember, somehow.

Seven-seventy-seven! exclaimed Ben. "Why, I know where that is! It’s only a couple of blocks from where I live! Gee, I know that house–it certainly looks like it was haunted! But I don’t believe in ghosts, do you, Mr. Furlong?"

Only on pay days, said the reporter, carelessly. So you know the place, do you? It’s empty, all right, isn’t it? You sure nobody lives there?

Sure, it’s empty, Ben assured him. It’s been empty for as long as I remember. It’s all going to pieces. Gee, I go right past it a million times a day, don’t I? I guess I ought to know!

Well, that’s fine! said Mr. Furlong. That just proves what I said–there isn’t a bit of use in my wasting time to go out and look at it. I’ll write a story that will scare the life out of everybody in town! When I get through with that house, nobody in this town will dare to come within a mile of it. Just watch me, boy!

And he stepped into the elevator, beaming with pleasure.

Four hours later, at the end of his day’s work, Ben hurried to the reporter’s boarding-house, got the story from him, and delivered it to the night editor who had taken Mr. Canavan’s place at the desk.

Then he, too, went home.

Djuna had made several more dimes during the afternoon and was pretty hungry by the time he got home. He ate a very hearty supper and then, at a few minutes past seven, he started for Ben’s house to have another look at Ben’s little green turtle. He turned west on Carpenter Street and after going about a block and a half he passed a big house that looked entirely empty. All the windows were boarded up. The house had once been painted gray, but that must have been a long time ago, for the paint was all peeling off. There was a good-sized yard around the house, surrounded by an iron fence, but the grass had not been cut in years. It was very long and tumbled every which way, and the garden was full of weeds. Over the front gate was a rusty