Kev the Vampire
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‘The blood is the life! The blood is the life!’ is all a mysterious bullied teenage dropout, Patient K, will say.
Possessed by Dracula during a hallucinogenic trip, he embarks on a quest to find his immortal beloved.
His psychiatrist's 'Notes on a Case of Obsessional Neurosis' piece together the story of K’s life: his gruesome school days at the Holy Bleeding Pelican; his drug-induced visions; his wars with Social Welfare zombies, estate agents, and his office supervisor.
Learn about his romantic misadventures as a dishwasher in Bavaria and how difficult life can be for the would-be vampire in the 21st century, and how dangerous it is for those who try to help them.
Can his psychiatrist save him from his delusions or will the Dublin underworld consume both of them?
Phillip Donnelly
After completing a psychology degree, the author realised that he was profoundly misanthropic and set about travelling the world looking for aliens to take him to another planet. Unable to speak any foreign languages and almost incapable of holding a conversation in his own, he decided to teach English as a foreign language because this was the only job that would allow him to travel widely without any marketable skills or noticeable intelligence. He has unsuccessfully searched for life from outer space in classrooms in the following countries: Spain, China, Russia, Thailand, Hong Kong, Beirut, Dubai, Sri Lanka, Lebanon France and Vietnam. In the future, he hopes to continue his search for alien life forms in different countries, and he would be most obliged if any aliens reading this work could spirit him off to an altogether more exotic planet in a more harmonious dimension. About two dozen of his pieces have appeared online -- mainly travel writing and short stories, and one of them, The Interactive Classroom, won a Bewildering Stories’ Mariner Award in 2010. His latest novel, Kev the Vampire, which will be released in early 2014 by Rebel ePublishers. He can be contacted at ministryfox@gmail.com
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