How to be a Motorist
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Heath Robinson’s extraordinary imagination also shows itself in his clever solutions to the every-day problems that the motorist encountered in the 1930s. Often employing the creative use of string, we have gadgets for testing front axle springs, braking efficiency and for helping learner drivers. We are offered inventions for protecting the tyres, dealing with punctures and for negotiating roundabouts. It is interesting and fun to see how many of the problem-solving gadgets identified by Heath Robinson have actually been developed today by modern motor manufacturers: for example, all-terrain vehicles, devices for diagnosing engine trouble and driving simulators for practising your motoring skills.
If, in addition to being a great driver, you also love gardening (even though you live in a flat), you play golf and you are married, then you will find much to amuse and inform you in our other titles by Heath Robinson and K. R. G. Browne:
• How to Live in Flat
• How to Make a Garden Grow
• How to be a Perfect Husband
• Humours of Golf
All our Heath Robinson titles include a Foreword by Geoffrey Beare, Trustee of the William Heath Robinson Trust, who is working to build a Heath Robinson museum in North London.
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How to be a Motorist - William Heath Robinson
HOW TO
BE A
MOTORIST
DEDICATION
This handy, decorative, valuable, and uncostly volume, on which so much loving care and ink has been expended by the compilers, is dedicated in admiring sympathy (on the artist’s part) and sympathetic admiration (on the author’s) to that badgered but unconquerable little creature, the British Motorist, or Fate’s football.
In England nowadays it is practically impossible to be both law-abiding and a car-owner; try as the latter may to keep abreast of the regulations, new ones pop up at the rate of six a week to confound and abash him. His not to reason why; his not even to make reply when browbeaten by a beak for committing one of the 11,437 major crimes or one of the 27,812 minor offences in the motoring calendar; his but to bow the head and cough up the sum demanded.
In view of the fact that he is nearly always the goat, and regarded by the Treasury as an unfailing fount of gold, it says much for the British Motorist’s skill, nerve, and sense of direction that he so seldom gets quodded for more than three years at a stretch or fined more than £50 at one go. And if this little book proves in any way helpful to him in his efforts to stay out of gaol and hang on to his savings, nobody will be gladder than us (or more glad than we, if you prefer it).
That will be all – and quite enough, too, in our opinion.
CONTENTS
Foreword By Geoffrey Beare (Trustee Of The William Heath Robinson Trust)
Introduction To The Vintage Words Of Wisdom Series
Introduction
How A Car Works
How To Choose A Car
How To Drive A Car
Maintenance And Simple Repairs
Road Sense And Etiquette
Special Bodies
Accessories
Foreign Touring And Caravan Life
Tailpiece
FOREWORD BY GEOFFREY BEARE (TRUSTEE OF THE WILLIAM HEATH ROBINSON TRUST)
In the 1930s Heath Robinson was known as ‘The Gadget King’ and he is still most widely remembered for his wonderful humorous drawings. But humorous art was only his third choice of career, and one that he turned to almost by accident. On leaving the Royal Academy Schools in 1895 his ambition was to become a landscape painter. He soon realised that such painting would not pay the bills and so he followed his two older brothers into book illustration. He rapidly established himself as a talented and original practitioner in his chosen field, and in 1903 felt sufficiently secure to marry. However, the following year a publisher who had commissioned a large quantity of drawings was declared bankrupt. The young Heath Robinson, who had just become the father of a baby girl, had quickly to find a new source of income. He turned to the high class weekly magazines such as The Sketch and The Tatler who paid well for large, highly finished humorous drawings, and within a short time was being acclaimed as a unique talent in the field of humorous art.
For a number of years, he combined his careers as illustrator and humorist with equal and growing success. One day he might be illustrating Kipling’s A Song of the English or a Shakespeare play and the next would find him at work explaining the gentle art of catching things. He said of this time ‘It was always a mental effort to adapt myself to these changes, but with the elasticity of my early days, it was not too difficult’. During the First World War the market for luxurious illustrated books diminished, but demand for his humorous work increased, his gentle satires of the enemy proving popular both with the public at home and especially with the forces in the various theatres of war. This situation persisted after the war with very few commissions for illustration, but regular demands for his humorous drawings from popular magazines and for advertising.
In 1935 the Strand Magazine published an article titled ‘At Home with Heath Robinson’. This had a text by Kenneth R. G. Browne and ten pen and wash illustrations by Heath Robinson. The illustrations, which showed novel uses for unwanted items, were drawn under the working title ‘Rejuvenated Junk’. K. R. G. Browne, a fellow member of the Savage Club, was an ideal collaborator for Heath Robinson. He was the son of Gordon Browne who is still well known as an illustrator of books and magazines, and was the grandson of Hablot Knight Browne, who under his pen name of ‘Phiz’ gained lasting fame as the illustrator of many Victorian novelists, including Charles Dickens, Charles Lever and Harrison Ainsworth. The article in The Strand Magazine marked the start of a partnership that was only brought to an untimely end by the death of Browne in 1940. During 1932 and 1933 Heath Robinson had drawn a series of cartoons for The Sketch entitled ‘Flat Life’, which depicted various gadgets designed to make the most of the limited space available in the contemporary flat. It was this series of drawings that provided K. R. G. Browne and W. Heath Robinson with the inspiration for their