Welcome to Your New Life
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This delightful memoir reveals the love that binds families together. Welcome to Your New Life captures the shock of leaving behind the life that you know and the thrill of starting the great adventure that is parenthood.
‘This book does what great literature should: it tries to get a grip on life – the making of it, the living-and-loving it, the leaving it. Goldsworthy’s writing is so beautiful, so laser- acute and funny and moving that you feel you are living more vividly. Welcome to Your New Life seems essential to me now. I laughed and I cried and I absolutely loved it.’ —Anna Funder
‘Warm, funny and candid.’ —Books+Publishing
‘A keen-eyed, funny, tender, wonderful book.’ —Chloe Hooper
‘ ... there are few books that have made me howl with laughter as this one has ... she has an exquisite ability to recast the banal into another sphere ... a deliciously subversive read.’ —Melbourne Review
Anna Goldsworthy
Anna Goldsworthy is the author of several books, including the novel Melting Moments and the memoirs Piano Lessons and Welcome to Your New Life. Her writing has appeared in The Monthly, The Age, The Australian, The Adelaide Review and The Best Australian Essays. She is also a concert pianist, with several recordings to her name.
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2 ratings3 reviews
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Goldsworthy's style is reminiscent of Helen Garner, who also has a great concern with family relationships. Beautifully written, acutely observed and with a nicely judged balance between tragedy and comedy, joy and grief. At first it appears to be about parenting, but actually it's about the whole cycle of life and death.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Overall, I found this book really interesting. Was great hearing the author's innermost thoughts and feelings about having a new baby. It was well written and thought provoking.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Beautifully written, honest, I loved it. Tells us a lot about parenthood today. Some of it is different , truly, from generation to generation - how interesting it is to read and learn about it. Some of it is the same , and resonates powerfully with any parent, old or new.
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Welcome to Your New Life - Anna Goldsworthy
Praise for Welcome to Your New Life
‘An exquisite phrase-turner, her second autobiographical work is an account of the pains and pleasures of parenthood … Written in sparkling prose, this is a story at once completely universal and incredibly vivid. You’ll be sorry when you reach the end.’ —The Sydney Morning Herald
‘…radiant truth-telling, straight-faced, savoury humour and rigorous honesty. It’s simply beautiful, moving, generous – and welcome.’ —The Australian
‘This book does what great literature should: it tries to get a grip on life – the making of it, the living-and-loving it, the leaving it. Goldsworthy’s writing is so beautiful, so laser-acute and funny and moving that you feel you are living more vividly. Welcome to Your New Life seems essential to me now. I laughed and I cried and I absolutely loved it.’—Anna Funder
‘A keen-eyed, funny, tender, wonderful book.’—Chloe Hooper
‘...there are few books that have made me howl with laughter as this one has ... she has an exquisite ability to recast the banal into another sphere … a deliciously subversive read.’—The Melbourne Review
‘warm, funny and candid’—Books+Publishing
‘Goldsworthy’s voice is as graceful and silvered as the music she so loves. It dips and sighs and hurries, relaying her experiences with a precision as sharp and exact as a high-definition image.’—Readings Monthly
Praise for Piano Lessons
‘Marvellous. Enlightenment and joy on every page’—Helen Garner
‘I loved this book. Anna Goldsworthy’s memoir left me awed, inspired and humbled.’—Alice Pung
‘Goldsworthy delivers an expertly spun narrative, told with wry, self-effacing charm, elegant economy and the genuine love of a student for her teacher.’—The Australian
‘This impressive debut will surely mark Anna Goldsworthy’s arrival as an Australian writer to be reckoned with.’—The Age
‘This is a lovely, warm book – a terrific depiction of the powerful bonds between student and teacher, musician and composer, and, at its core, between two very talented women.’—Books+Publishing
‘Full of insight and a tender awareness of her adolescent foibles.’ —The Advertiser
‘A joy to read’—The Adelaide Review
‘I have never read a better depiction of a great mentor and of how true learning takes place. Every teacher of anything should read this book. Twice.’—Philip Levine, US Poet Laureate
‘...one of the most affecting and beautifully composed memoirs of recent years.’—The Sydney Morning Herald
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Published by Black Inc.,
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Collingwood Vic 3066 Australia
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Copyright © Anna Goldsworthy 2014. First published 2013.
Anna Goldsworthy asserts the right to be known as the author of this work.
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The National Library of Australia Cataloguing-in-Publication entry:
Goldsworthy, Anna.
Welcome to your new life / Anna Goldsworthy.
9781863956451 (paperback)
9781922231468 (ebook)
Goldsworthy, Anna. Pregnant women – Biography. First pregnancy.
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titlepage.jpgContents
WELCOME
You
Life
Denial
Lottery
Porridge
Video
Latch
Mozart
Hydrangeas
Contractions
NEW
Behold a Son
Milk
Blood
Wormholes
Composting Toilet
Risotto
Mothers’ Group
Surrender
LIFE
Sleep
Outings
Wombat Room
Breath
Snakes and Snails
Words
Horse
Pirates
Acknowledgements
WELCOME
You
At first the idea amuses me. I do not even recognise it as my own. It has been sixteen years since I have eaten meat and I have seldom missed it. But this hits with the specificity of a crush. I do not just crave any old sausage, I crave this sausage: a stocky turd-like cevapi. Years of abstinence vanish, as my mouth remembers, my tongue remembers. The sausage’s loud clang against the tastebuds, of spice and flesh and fat. Its dissolution in the mouth: a little rank, a little corrupt. The communion of it, against my tongue, in my body. And how I feel afterwards. Fed. Replete.
If a vegetarian eats a sausage and no-one is there to see it, is it still meat?
Over the days that follow, the craving becomes overwhelming. My body hums with it until I am afraid others can hear it too. At the musical competition I am adjudicating, I strain to hear the children play. Finally I make a decision. I dart over to the shops at morning tea and return with a discreet white paper bag. And now that I have it I might as well use it, rather than ruin the day with suspense.
When I return to the auditorium, the volunteers are drinking the same milky tea. The students are lined up in the same uniforms; their mothers offer the same hopeful smiles. The cevapi settles into a vindicated silence, so that I am better able to hear the students play. Even the worst performances have a strange beauty. My pen keeps moving, as I tell them to sing more, to trust themselves, to listen to the sounds they make. A tiny Japanese girl flees the stage; a child catches my eye as he bows. And all the while I smile at you, in secret. You are the best type of private joke.
Life
‘Why the spontaneous dinner plans?’ asks Nicholas, as we pull up at the red light.
I switch on the wipers to distract him, but there is not enough rain and they blurt loudly across the windscreen. ‘You’ll find out.’
He turns to me suspiciously. ‘You’re not pregnant, are you?’
It is not the way I would have scripted it, but it will have to do.
At the restaurant, he is silent through main course, laughs uproariously during dessert, and then is silent again. Only when the waiter clears away our plates does he speak.
‘I hope we’re doing the right thing by it.’
‘What?’
‘Making it alive.’
Three months ago I was in a car accident in Germany. It was a high speed head-on collision and it seemed unlikely we should have survived. I had been dozing in the back seat alongside the other members of my trio, and was awoken by a collective intake of breath. And then that infinite moment – the wonder, the surrender, the terrible patience of it – as the noise and the pain moved through my body, and I waited to see if I was still alive.
Afterwards we lay on the frozen road, gasping for breath, while bystanders gathered around us.
‘Are you really from Australia? You have these – how do you say – kangaroos in Australia, yes?’
‘And these little bears. What is it that you call them? Koalas.’
I had sprained some ribs, fractured my spine in three places, dislodged a splinter of bone that now floated around my vertebral column. That night, I struggled to remember how to breathe. And at the same time, I could not sleep for outrage. For the rude reminder: there is no safety. Above all, I wanted Nicholas’s arms around me, but instead I took out my iPod and listened to Fritz Wunderlich singing Schumann. His honeyed voice was another form of embrace, affirming the laws of inhalation and exhalation, alongside those other laws of beauty and order – illusory laws, perhaps, but ones I needed to believe in – until the black room lightened to grey and I could get up.
Back home in Melbourne, I still cannot sleep. There is a place deep within my chest that bore the brunt of the insult; each night my muscles contract around it, as if bracing again for impact. Nicholas buys me a robotic massage chair, and I sit on it as he sleeps, waiting for my body to forget, to relax its vigilance.
Tonight, while the chair kneads my back, I cast an objective eye over life, as one might reappraise a Christmas gift before giving. There might be no safety, but there is love and curiosity. Denial, lotteries, porridge and video. Mozart and hydrangeas. Blood and milk. Wormholes and composting toilets. (It is a long list if you do it properly.) Sleep, outings, snakes, words. Childhood all over again. Having to tell you about your own death. Hoping to subject you to my own, one day.
After some time, the contractions subside, and I return to bed.
‘I think it is the right thing,’ I venture. ‘All things considered.’
Nicholas turns. ‘What?’
‘Life.’
He throws a subduing arm around me and the conversation is over.
In the morning I call your Grandmother Baba, and there is a whoosh of bath water as she takes in the news. ‘You cheeky little devil!’ Then her voice becomes crisp, medical. ‘How many days are you overdue? Have you booked an obstetrician?’
Your Pop does not answer his phone, so I try your Aunt Sash instead: ‘Fuck off!’
‘It’s going to take us all a long time to get used to this,’ your Uncle Daniel says sternly, from London.
‘Happy days!’ exclaims Great-Grandma Moggy. ‘But how on earth will you manage, darling?’
‘That’s great news!’ says Pop, when he finally answers his phone. ‘Or is it?’
‘I think so. Yes.’
‘It’s going to be disruptive.’
‘Yes, but how much more disruptive for this former non-entity!’ Unfortunately for my father, I am armed with the reflections of a sleepless night. ‘Detaching itself from nothingness! Beginning its valiant, lonely trek to selfhood!’
‘That’s a good point.’
‘We spend all this time pondering death, but Dad, death is nothing, it’s just the return to default. This is the amazing bit: the reverse of death is occurring in my belly. Of all the world’s locations!’
I hear the faint percussion of typing.
‘Are you working?’
‘Sorry, sweetie, just had to send an email.’ He clears his throat, channelling a medical authority of his own. ‘Let me just say one thing. If your body’s telling you to eat a sausage, then eat the damn sausage.’
But now that the sausage has fulfilled its purpose, it has retreated. We set off to find a doctor, who administers a second test and refers us to the ultrasound clinic, where a young sonographer rubs gel on my stomach and applies the humming transducer. Her movements are business-like and efficient, as if this is nothing out of the ordinary, as if she reveals new life to parents all the time.
‘You’re quite far along. Possibly about ten weeks. Would you like to see?’
And there you are, a frantic beating inch. Obscured by my tears, you are blurry as a distant galaxy, except for the insistent flashing of your heart. I feel such tenderness for that heartbeat, for its certainty, its dogged commitment to life. It is the good that trumps everything.
That’s great news. Yes, it is.
Denial
At ten weeks, you are no longer embryo but foetus. You are a small strawberry, with nipples. I carry your polaroid in my wallet, admiring you throughout the day. Your stowaway cunning amuses me: the way you concealed yourself as embryo, coming out only when foetus.
There are advantages to being out of touch with my body: I have made it to the end of the first trimester without noticing morning sickness. There are disadvantages, too. Every obstetrician we call has been booked up for weeks by women more self-aware.
I mention this to a neighbour’s new girlfriend, a student of midwifery. ‘You don’t need an obstetrician.’ She spits out the word like an expletive. Her soft face is covered with down, fine as lanugo.
‘Why not?’
‘The medicalisation of childbirth is about the pathologisation of the female. Studies show that male doctors repeatedly engage in excessive penetrations during labour.’
‘What sort of penetrations?’
Her tiny rosebud mouth twists to one side. ‘Digital rape, for one thing.’
I visit my friend Fiona, who has recently given birth using an obstetrician. She is practising cello in the kitchen while her infant daughter sleeps in a bassinet beside her, compliant as a household appliance.
‘Did you feel digitally raped during childbirth?’ I ask.
‘God, no. I felt empowered!’ She returns the cello to its case and fills up the kettle. ‘Giving birth was the greatest physical triumph of my life.’
The baby wakes herself with a large grunt, and Fiona buries her nose in her nappy. ‘Heaven!’ She offers the child’s bottom to me. ‘Please. Have a whiff. It’s the most delicious bacon-and-egg croissant.’
I sniff delicately. ‘It’s certainly tangy.’
‘Have you written your birth plan?’ she asks, as she places the baby on the kitchen bench and changes her.
‘Birth plan?’
‘You know. The script of your labour, your delivery. Pain relief, but other things too. Preferred positions. Choice of music.’ She takes a DVD from a shelf. ‘You won’t believe this, but Matilda crowned exactly at the recapitulation of the Elgar concerto!’
I catch a glimpse of the DVD’s title before it is swallowed into the machine: Matilda’s birth. December 14.
‘I do believe it. I don’t need video evidence.’
‘But I’d like to share this with you.’
Is it bad manners to decline a childbirth video with your tea? Panic rises in me like nausea. Then I realise it is nausea and run to the bathroom, embracing morning sickness like deliverance. When I return, the DVD has been removed, and Fiona has brewed a pot of ginger tea.
‘I think you’re in denial. When you’re ready, you should watch my video. Or if for some reason you don’t want to watch mine, you should at least watch somebody else’s.’
‘It’s not that I don’t want to watch yours in particular. If I was going to watch anyone’s, it would definitely be yours.’
She waves her hand impatiently. ‘Preparation is key. Think of labour as the biggest performance of your life. I swam two kilometres a day when I was pregnant, but that was the least of it. It’s all about psychological preparation.’
The baby hiccups politely, and Fiona attaches her to a neat breast.
‘What sort of psychological preparation?’
‘YouTube is a great resource. I watched all sorts of animals being born. Chimpanzees, hippos, baby whales. And I watched other things, too.’
As the child drinks, she makes the noise of an outboard motor. It is extravagant, orgasmic, a celebration of appetite.
A pink flush creeps up Fiona’s neck. ‘I wish she wouldn’t do that.’
The baby’s tiny mouth works up and down, and the hooligan noises grow louder. I marvel at how she can drink and yell at once: surely it requires circular breathing.
‘What other things?’
She places a hand over her yodelling baby’s ear and drops her voice. ‘Porn.’
‘Why?’
‘To overcome my squeamishness.’
‘What sort of porn?’
‘Insertion of objects. Fisting. Anything that challenged me.’ She moves the child from one breast to the other and tucks away the depleted nipple. ‘There’s a lot of weird stuff out there, if you