The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen
()
About this ebook
In my earlier days I was quite the foolhardy young rake and had a great many outrageously wild and exciting adventures. This is not one of them.
Lindsay Johannsen
There's not a lot to tell really, though on reflection, looking back on it through the lens of one’s recollections and memories, the whole business seems more akin to an extended Huckleberry Finn adventure, but set in the vastness of Central Australia. Born, raised and schooled in Alice Springs; taken from the leafy glades of learning mid-way through Year-eight to work at my father's remote little copper mine; later employed for some years driving his cattle-hauling road trains – him having pioneered road trains and the cattle hauling business (see "Kurt Johannsen: A Son of the Red Centre"). Married in the fullness of time; built a bush homestead on the northern edge of the Simpson Desert and raised a family there, all while running a small tungsten mining business and provisioning the hundred or so Aboriginal people local to the area who adopted us. Sold our mine and homestead a few years after the kids had flown the coop, acquired a forty foot (12m) touring coach, converted it into a big steel-wheel mobeel Palaise-de-passion motor home and took to the roads of this great land of Oz - in the main visiting our offspring (most of whom had moved to coastal regions), our grandchildren generally and a couple of great grandies, plus various friends and associates from years gone by. So these days all I have to do is keep the missus happy – my Bride my Precious Lamb and Flower of the Early Mid Morning. 'Anywhere you wish, my darling,' I tell her. 'You just say the word and we'll be on our way.' So it's free as the breeze, we are now, out and about having wild and exciting adventures and being amazingly cool generally. Best job I ever had.
Read more from Lindsay Johannsen
The Three Wizened Men Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Prospector Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Enchanted Music Box Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsKevin Cassidy The Cassidy Chronicles Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Ring For Angelina Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales From The Tar Baby "Southward Ho!" Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUncle Jasper and the Eighty Acres Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales From The Tar Baby "...Up The Track" Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTo The Isles Of Brit Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRaggedydax The Robot Comes To Planet Earth Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Fat Frog Song Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Granny In The Red GTS Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Brass Pandemonium Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChristmas Day at the Sweet Angel Mine Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMirage Resources International Pty Ltd (No Liability), and the Curious Affair of the Golden Windle Investment Project Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Gift Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Lying Bathroom Mirror (M) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Pollie's Progress Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Best Of Christmas Presents Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Adventures of Billy Boiglebird and his Small Automatic Wind Powered Galactic Space-Shrink Transporter Gizmo Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMcCullock's Gold Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Great A4 Paper Swindle Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy Lying Bathroom Mirror (F) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGrandma And Me, And Bernard, My Elephant Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Parker-Flinte Expedition Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLife Sentence Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales From The Acacia Trees Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Story Of The Great Steam Calliope Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHave You Seen This Boy?: The Mysterious Mystery Of Willy McCoy, Aged Nine And A Half. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen
Related ebooks
Tsunami Warning, a Sylvia Avery Mystery, Book 6: Sylvia Avery (Cozy) Mysteries, #6 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Legend of Ron Anejo Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDream Shifters Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island: Including "The Gorilla Hunters" (Adventure Classics) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island + The Gorilla Hunters: Adventure Classics Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOmoo: A Narrative of Adventures in the South Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSAILS (No.3 in the series...) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRichard Galbraith, Mariner Life among the Kaffirs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRichard Galbraith, Mariner; Or, Life among the Kaffirs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island (Musaicum Adventure Classics): Sea Adventure Novel: A Tale of the Pacific Ocean Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Coral Island: A Tale of the Pacific Ocean Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island & The Gorilla Hunters: Adventure Classics: A Tale of the Pacific Ocean & A Tale of the Wilds of Africa Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island: Sea Adventure Novel: A Tale of the Pacific Ocean Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Island of Doctor Moreau Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUndiscovered Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/51809 Ben Brown On the Beach Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island: Sea Adventure Novel Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMessenger of Love and War Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Drowning Pool Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Adventures of Damnation Kane Book III: Lions and Ladies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island: Illustrated Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Coral Island: (A Tale of the Pacific Ocean) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Phantoms of Houghs Neck Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLuck of the Irish Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTHE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU: A Sci-Fi Classic Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Coral Island & The Gorilla Hunters (Musaicum Adventure Classics): A Tale of the Pacific Ocean & A Tale of the Wilds of Africa Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
General Fiction For You
The Fellowship Of The Ring: Being the First Part of The Lord of the Rings Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Priory of the Orange Tree Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The City of Dreaming Books Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Shantaram: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dante's Divine Comedy: Inferno Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Life of Pi: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Silmarillion Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Covenant of Water (Oprah's Book Club) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Labyrinth of Dreaming Books: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pet Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Babel: Or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators' Revolution Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Unhoneymooners Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cloud Cuckoo Land: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5It Ends with Us: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Ocean at the End of the Lane: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Candy House: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Rebecca Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Iliad of Homer Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything's Fine Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ulysses: With linked Table of Contents Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jackal, Jackal: Tales of the Dark and Fantastic Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Nettle & Bone Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Cabin at the End of the World: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Beyond Good and Evil Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Beartown: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Meditations: Complete and Unabridged Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Dry: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen - Lindsay Johannsen
THE CURIOUS AFFAIR OF SCUPPERS BILGEWATER AND THE LESSER SPECKLED DUNK ISLAND SCRUB HEN
Published by Lindsay Johannsen at Smashwords
Copyright Lindsay Johannsen 2014
Smashwords Edition Licence Notes.
This piece of nonsense is so brief that no right-minded idiot would have the gall to charge for it. Nevertheless, I insist on maintaining my copyright, but with the rider that until such time as I become staggeringly outrageously famous and amend this notice please feel free to reproduce, copy, disseminate or distribute it amongst your friends and/or enemies in a non-commercial manner by whatever means you have at your disposal and to your heart’s content, provided the story remains complete and in its original form. My preference, though, is for you to recommend to others that they should download it from Smashwords themselves, so enriching my life with a warm glow of satisfaction in lieu of monetary reward. Thank you.
National Library of Australia Cataloguing-in-publication Data:
Author: Johannsen, Lindsay Andrew
Title: The Curious Affair