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Future Memories
Future Memories
Future Memories
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Future Memories

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A Senator missing since 1971; four middle-class department store robbers; a red-hooded waif on her way to assassinate the President; a man who discovers the world's best soft drink; a taxi driver unknowingly transporting large bags of cocaine; a chicken that crosses the road: these twenty-three short stories and dialogues will have you spinning in your chair, wondering whether to laugh or scream. Author Phil Mershon both delights and mystifies with a serrated blade in the funniest and perhaps most thought-provoking book of the year.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherPhil Mershon
Release dateAug 9, 2014
ISBN9781311616494
Future Memories
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Phil Mershon

Phil Mershon lives in Phoenix, Arizona with his best friend Lisa Ann and all their dogs and birds.

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