Camp Golden Shaft
By Pamela Olson
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Oklahoma Girl's Adventures, Volume 2. A young woman's madcap post-college travel experiences, first working at a bizarre (and often hilarious) summer camp in southern Russia, then backpacking solo from Cairo to Istanbul on a shoestring budget, with particularly memorable experiences in Israel and Palestine (which led to the publication of her first full-length book, Fast Times in Palestine).
Pamela Olson
Pamela Olson grew up in small-town Oklahoma and studied physics and political science at Stanford University, class of 2002. She lived in Ramallah, Palestine for two years, during which she served as head writer and editor for the Palestine Monitor and as foreign press coordinator for Dr. Mustafa Barghouthi’s 2005 presidential campaign. She's published stories and articles in CounterPunch, Electronic Intifada, Israel’s Occupation Magazine, and The Stanford Magazine among other publications. In January of 2006 she moved to Washington, DC and worked at a Defense Department think tank to try to bring what she had learned to the halls of power. She eventually became disillusioned with the prospect of changing Washington from the inside, and in 2007, she left DC and started writing Fast Times in Palestine. She lives in New York now, and her book was published in May 2011.
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Camp Golden Shaft - Pamela Olson
Camp Golden Shaft
Adventures in southern Russia and the Middle East
Pamela J. Olson
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2011 Pamela J. Olson
Other Books by Pamela J. Olson
Fast Times in Palestine
Siberian Travels
Tribute for Ronan
The Brimming Void
The Fable of Megastan
Visit www.pamolson.org to learn more
Table of Contents
Introduction
PART 1: Summer Camp in Southern Russia
1. Moscow
Coming back to the first big city I ever lived in and loved
2. Camp Golden Shaft
The Shaftiest
3. Black and Blue Sea
The gorgeous Northern Caucasus
4. Peace and Lenin
And a lot of great kids
5. Rainbows and Wine
How to be a Russian tourist in Russia
6. Novo Nights
The raging nightlife of Novomikhailovsky
7. Escape from Golden Shaft
On a slow train drinking champagne
PART 2: Backpacking in the Middle East
8. Exodos
to Cyprus and Egypt
9. Oasis
Siwa in the Sahara
10. Pyramid Schemes
Egyptian Tourist Hell
11. Mafish Mushkila
It means no worries...
12. Jordan Jordan
What a great country
13. Jordan Jordan 2
Beause I couldn’t get enough
14. Palestine
Six weeks teaching English in a beautiful hilltop village that is threatened severely by the Israeli occupation
15. Beirut Blues
A rebuilt center and all the latest mobile phones
Introduction
The intro that follows is an excerpt from Chapter One of my book, Fast Times in Palestine, which covers my experiences in Palestine between the 2003 and 2005. Chapter One tells how I ended up in Palestine in the first place. But it’s only 13 pages long, and it leaves out nearly all of my travels in the Middle East other than Palestine, and it doesn’t even mention my summer at a crazy summer camp in southern Russia.
This book, Camp Golden Shaft, is my letters from those travels, which I sent home to friends and family. I hope you enjoy them.
I graduated in 2002 with a physics degree from Stanford only to realize I had no interest in spending any more young years in a basement lab doing problem sets. Several friends were heading to Wall Street, but I had even less interest in finance than in physics. The things I enjoyed most during college—travel, writing, languages, politics, sports—didn’t sound like serious career options for a math-and-science type like me.
Beyond that was only a massive mental block, an abyss of vague fear and paralysis. And I had no idea why.
Feeling dazed and ashamed, I took a job at a pub near the Stanford campus because it had the best dollars-to-stress ratio of any job I could think of, and the popular image of bartenders was almost sexy enough to make up for the savage beating my ego was taking.
After I settled in with the job, I joined a Jujitsu club, one of those things I had always wanted to do but never had time. In the first few classes I noticed a purple belt named Michel who had powerful shoulders, light olive skin, and slate blue eyes. He asked me out after practice one evening. He didn’t have to ask twice.
Over dinner he mentioned that he was from Lebanon, a country I knew so little about I couldn’t think of any intelligent questions to ask. I decided to start small. When he dropped me off at the end of the night, I asked him how to say ‘Thank you’ in Arabic.
"Shukran," he said.
I repeated the strange word, tasting it in my mouth.
He bowed his head slightly in an utterly charming way and said, No problem. Any time.
We only had three months together before he took a job in another city, but they were three very good months. He talked incessantly about his native Beirut and its picturesque beaches, forested mountains, crazy nightclubs, world-class food, and gorgeous women, which surprised me. I’d always hazily pictured the Middle East as a vast desert full of cave-dwelling, Kalashnikov-wielding, misogynistic, bearded maniacs, and I figured anyone without an armored convoy and a PhD in Middle Eastern studies should probably stay out of it. But Michel made Lebanon sound fabulous, and when he spoke with his Lebanese friends in Arabic and I couldn’t understand, it drove me crazy. So I borrowed a friend’s primer and started studying Arabic.
As the weeks passed, I began to notice a curious thing: I was pretty happy most of the time. I spent forty hours a week in a fantastic pub, and the rest of my time was wide open to enjoy friends and books, sandwiches and sunsets. I knew I’d been vaguely unhappy most of my life, but I never realized the extent of it until the fog gradually lifted and left me in an unfamiliar landscape so bright it almost hurt my eyes.
My ears burned, though, whenever I asked my patrons at the pub, in all seriousness, if they wanted fries with that. All this happiness and free time flew in the face of my deeply-ingrained rural middle-class upbringing. Whenever I started hyperventilating about it, I took a deep breath and reminded myself that God and society could take care of themselves for a year or two whether or not I was staring at Excel spreadsheets all day. After that, if nothing better came along, I could always dust myself off, buy an Ann Taylor suit on credit, and put together a quasi-fictitious résumé like everyone else.
One afternoon in March of 2003, I found a copy of The Wave, a San Francisco magazine, left behind at the pub. The Iraq War had just begun, so it was full of articles about the Arab world. I flipped it open to a satirical piece about spending Spring Break in the Middle East. It listed the major countries of the region (including Lebanon), their most impressive tourist attractions, and why the people of each country wanted to kill us.
I knew it was supposed to be a joke, but it bothered me somehow. Curious, I biked to the Stanford Bookstore and picked up a guidebook called Lonely Planet: From Istanbul to Cairo on a Shoestring, expecting to see nothing but dire travel warnings. To my astonishment, it recommended the route as one of the most romantic, historically rich, and friendly in the world, and no more dangerous than Brazil or Thailand.
A month later, a friend in France named Olivier wrote to me and said he had three weeks of vacation coming up in September, and why didn’t we meet up somewhere?
I had some money saved by now and was planning on using it to travel. So I said sure, sent him an off-hand list of half a dozen Mediterranean countries, and told him to pick one, already imagining a lush late summer of Greek and Italian islands.
He wrote back: What do you think about Egypt?
My heart sank into my toes when I read it. I didn’t even remember putting Egypt on the list. But I had given him his choice, and the Middle East was cheaper than Greece, which meant I could travel longer. Plus it bothered me that I didn’t know enough to have an informed opinion on the Iraq War. My political science classes had been full of disconnected anecdotes and competing theories that left me unsure what to believe. The post-9/11 newspapers and magazines hadn’t been much help, either. Here was a chance to bypass all that and have a look for myself.
It was nice, anyway, to think my Arabic studying suddenly had a purpose.
Note: The first letters are from the Russian summer camp, which wasn’t mentioned in Chapter One of Fast Times in Palestine because it was extraneous to the main point of the narrative. But I had wanted to go back to Russia ever since I studied in Moscow and then traveled across Siberia in the fall and winter of 2000. (My book Siberian Travels tells that story.) I was actually hoping to spend the summer in Siberia, and I requested to be stationed in Siberia, but the program stationed me on the Black Sea instead.
It wasn’t what I expected, or what I wanted, but I think you’ll agree it was kind of hilarious. And often beautiful.
Part 1: Summer Camp in Southern Russia
LETTER 1
Moscow
15 June 2003
Bad coffee, rude people, cars on the sidewalks, coffin-sized elevators, sandpaper toilet paper, subways like palaces... it’s good to be back.
My 24-hour flight to Moscow went without major incident except that at the end, when my Aeroflot plane landed safely, everyone in the cabin erupted in applause. Disconcerting to think that safe landings on Russia’s national airline are extraordinary enough to warrant ovation, but glad I was on one that did.
My cab driver had a hell of a time finding my hotel because the numbers on that particular street didn’t go in numeric order. When we finally found it, I knocked on the door. A man cracked the door open, and I asked if I could have a room for the night.
To me, asking for a room at a hotel seems like a pretty reasonable thing to do, but he acted like I’d asked for half a ton of weapons grade plutonium: they didn’t have it, and if they did I sure as hell wasn’t getting it. So I dropped the name of Valeriy Kostin, the director of the summer camp program for Russia, and suddenly they couldn’t help me fast enough. I took a cold sponge bath (no hot water and no shower curtain) and was asleep by midnight.
I’m the only American who bypassed an expensive ticket to New York for orientation and flew to Moscow a day early, so I spent the next day alone. First I tried to find a currency exchange office, but the first one I went to, I followed the signs and they led to a dead end in a dark hall. The second one I found was out of rubles. Go figure.
Finally I got some cash exchanged and bought lunch at the hotel cafe. They had a great menu, and I should have known better, but I got all excited about borshch and chicken Kiev, neither of which they actually had. I asked what they did have, and she pointed to the good ole pelmeni and said they also had shchi, which wasn’t on the menu. I got both plus mashed potatoes and tea, and it was lovely.
I spent the afternoon wandering around Prospekt Mira looking for an internet cafe. Along the way I saw two small dogs, one black and white spaniel and one grey poodle, running madly from something, or so I thought, and dragging their leash. Later a little girl came by crying and asking if anyone had seen her dog. I thought it was too bad but figured there was not much I could do. Those dogs had really been hauling ass.
A block and a half later I found two dogs with their leash trapped under the wheel of a parked car. I thought the two runaway dogs had gone the other way, so my first jet-lagged thought was, What an interesting way to tie your dogs up... just run over their leash.
Then I tried again and realized the black and white sweetheart must be the girl’s dog, and the offending grey poodle had been the one chasing it away. I caught the poodle in flagrante delicto with the now-trapped little girl’s dog. It bit me a little when I tried to pull them apart, but finally I got them separated and freed the girl’s dog and started walking back toward the place where I’d last seen the girl.
The girl was nowhere to be found, but the dog knew what to do. She led me into a building and up some stairs and straight to an apartment door. I tied her up there and left, hoping I’d done the right thing.
Later I found the girl again, still crying. She asked if I’d seen a little black and white dog. I led her to the apartment, which was indeed hers, and she was so happy to see the dog, it made my whole day.
The rest of the time I was walking around (I never did find an internet cafe) I kept seeing that ridiculous grey poodle strutting around like he was the pimp daddy of Prospekt Mira. Men.
There are some fluffy seeds of some kind blowing around like breezy snow under a warm blue sky, and seeing Red Square again was like going home in a way. I’ve spent this evening with the British, New Zealand, and South African contingent (1500 Russians go to America every year with this program, and about 26 foreigners go to Russia), and the Americans will arrive later tonight.
I’ll be heading to the Black Sea in a couple of days with a South African girl named Joslin who doesn’t speak a word of Russian, so I’ll have to help her out. I had hoped there’d be another foreigner there who spoke better Russian than me, but I’ll just have to work that much harder in that respect, which is probably good. Speaking Russian still feels about as natural as walking down the street backwards in snowshoes, but I’m already feeling better about it and will be fine in no time.
Love always,
Pam
LETTER 2
Camp Golden Shaft
24 June 2003
Joslin and I spent 32 hours on a train heading straight south with a lovely young Russian woman with two boyfriends, one in Moscow and in Sochi, and her giant slobbery dog Baks.
We arrived in a town called Tuapse (too-awp-SYEH), the local county seat, where a driver met us and drove us to the tiny village of Novomikhailovsky, a miniscule hamlet on the Black Sea coast, home of Camp Zolotoi Kolos, which means golden... like the bunchy thing at the top of a wheat stalk. It was translated to me as Golden Shaft,
and that’s how I’ll always think of it.
What can I say? Somewhere in my mind I had this image of sitting on a white sand beach next to gentle aquamarine waves while the kids and the monkey butlers brought me Mai Tais and shirtless Russian boys rubbed my feet. I didn’t believe it, but the image was there.
Needless to say, this is not the case. The beach is cold and rocky, the camp is massively structured and rather boring, and all the counselors are from Belarus and therefore cannot tell me much new and interesting about Russia. None of them speak much English, so it’s hard to get to know them in a meaningful