The End of the World
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The Mayan calendar points to the final apocalypse descending on us in December 2012. Evangelicals have been raising hell about the coming Rapture since the death of their Christ.
But the good Reverend’s eschatology is less scriptural. Rather it is rooted in the environmental disasters that rampant capitalism and couldn’t-care-less governments are visiting on our world.
As the fish and forests perish, our future here on earth looks bleaker than ever. But, our Reverend insists in a sequence of surreally imagined sermons, we cannot be passive congregants in the face of our own demise.
Rather, with soaring parables from protests as far apart as the bank lobbies of Barcelona and the underground police cells of New York City, our preacher raises a resounding “Earthallujah!”, turning back the devils of debt and destruction, rallying those of radical faith to save themselves and save us all.
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The End of the World - Reverend Billy
It was a distraction, as The End of the World approached, that there were still such great sales.
New and improved Apple apps, survivalist yoga techniques, Drowning Elmo
toys—all kinds of things.
The tsunamis and heat-waves and flash floods and volcanoes and hurricanes bounced on the horizon like Loony Tunes.
The accelerating Apocalypse got us hot.
The really bad disasters were available on Pay-Per-View.
What didn’t kill us made us watch.
We could take a mile-wide tornado off the shelf, hit a button, watch it drop into a city and wow! It was like watching Lady Gaga doing the splits in a dress made of flank steaks.
You can say one thing about the humans: we were a species that scribbled, texted, hologrammed, and burst a blood vessel of pixels in the final years of modern life.
IF THE REVOLUTION WASN’T TELEVISED THE END OF THE WORLD CERTAINLY WAS
Millions of movies were found on mounds of stinking corpses, still flickering on screens through cold grasping fingers, glowing at the bottom of sodden suitcases.
Of the six known mass extinctions on Earth, this was the self-conscious one, produced and consumed in high-def, broad-color with advanced compression algorithms.
The End of the World was the story-line of all best-selling movies and books. In its own way, this was the perfect happy ending. The media was made, completed, and shipped to consumers. The End was casually tagged to be continued.
A kind of eternity was claimed: Products have the power to survive and you can join them beyond the storms and fires and floods—no money down!
This sustained a certain giddiness in the culture.
But it was not a pretty sight, the day the humans went into the ditch. The bitterness had become embarrassing. Home-owners fumed at the coyotes and cockroaches that poured through the front doors of their suburban palaces as they packed their SUVs for the final drive.
The this-isn’t-fair-we’ve-been-betrayed-by-Nature
was a favorite kvetch, as if the new predators were going off-script. And speaking of predators why hadn’t the United States of America already saved the world? The USA was supposed to be the hero. We’d seen it a thousand times. In fact some consumers thought the world WAS saved, but they were on the wrong channel.
So death was denied and dying was purchased with relish.
That old pre-apocalyptic approach to death wasn’t as good for business as the disaster market, whose growth could only end when every last shopper was grotesquely, operatically dead.
Where are the consumers? Oh, the consumers consumed the consumers.
What do you do?
You stop watching. Stop shopping. You get away. How do you get away? You run across a field and keep running.
JOIN THE ANIMALS
CHILDREN,
IN THE CHURCH OF STOP SHOPPING WE HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY–THE HUMAN LAW OF CLIMATE CHANGE. HERE IT IS:
There is a direct relationship between each additional minute that we are separated and every pound of greenhouse gas that is added to the air. The greater the distance that individual human beings are from one another, the more CO2 we put in the air. Let me say it another way: SPLIT US APART—WE KILL. (Very lonely people make very big tornadoes.) It’s not just that we are social animals. It’s that when we’re anti-social we are downright deadly.
Here’s today’s