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    How To Call A Moose
    How To Call A Moose
    How To Call A Moose
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    How To Call A Moose

    By Andrew Fehr

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    Andrew Fehr has been speaking and writing about his outdoor adventures and misadventures for more than two decades. His humorous tales of excursions gone awry have appeared in many of the best known hunting and fishing journals across the continent. Whether he is explaining to a vegetarian that it is unethical to eat anything that can’t run for its life, telling his wife that the reason he hasn’t shot a deer yet is because there are too many of them around or instructing his fellow outdoorsmen on recovering the lost art of getting lost, his sharp wit and lighthearted way of looking at his experiences afield are sure to bring a smile to your face. We are confident you will enjoy this first collection of his engaging and hilarious short stories.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRichard Langlais
    Release dateJun 9, 2014
    ISBN9780986809682
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