Kookaburra Cackle Kangaroo Scat: Short Stories in Verse
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"It was early last December, as near as I can remember, I was walking down the street slightly tipsyfied. No one was I disturbing as I sat down by the kerbing, and a pig came up and sat down by my side. As I sat there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I could not utter, a lady passing by was heard to say. ‘You can tell someone who boozes by the company he chooses,’ and the pig got up and slowly walked away." Exploring a wide range of subjects with the lyric wit of his poetry, Philip Carroll delivers a delightful read that has universal appeal. Stories of powerful emotions and human passions are woven into whimsical reflections, providing a depth of subject in a highly enjoyable style. Kookaburra Cackle Kangaroo Scat is an entertaining book that challenges the conventions of storytelling.
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Kookaburra Cackle Kangaroo Scat - Philip L. Carroll
Pyramid
The Yackandandah Dam Digger
The Pommies and the Frenchies
Wanted a channel tunnel dug
The Yackandandah dam digger was interested
After all he was not just a mug
Renowned engineers had been invited
They had advertised world wide
Nevertheless the Yackandandah dam digger decided
He would go on for the ride
Over a hundred tenders were received
With detailed specifications called for
They would need the latest equipment
For a tunnel with the largest bore
Are all tenders in?
the Superintendent asked
Well there is one more
said his clerk with a snigger
"But it is really only a quote
From the Yackandandah dam digger"
So the Super said "Wait
Why don’t we have some fun
Let’s ask this Aussie yobbo
How he would get the job done"
The Yackandandah dam digger duly replied
"Labour is provided by me and my son
And I’ve got two beaut digging machines
So you get two for the price of one"
"We will both start at each end
It does not matter which one
And I will join it at the middle
When I meet up with my Son"
The Super smugly said "But if you are only one degree out at the start
In the middle you might not meet your son"
Said the Yackandandah dam digger "Well in that case
You will get two tunnels not just one"
The Murrumbidgee Drum and Fyfe Band
The Murrumbidgee Drum and Fyfe band were on their last legs
In fact they were right down on their luck
The band’s funds were so depleted
They had to think of something fast to make a buck
They wracked their brains to find a plan
But they felt they could not cope
They could not think of anything
That would give the band some hope
It wasn’t anybody’s fault you see
That the band had sunk so low
Each band member had done their best
And everybody had had a go
The band leader said "We have tried
Almost everything in the book
So we could use a tried and true method
Why don’t we raffle a chook"
So they decided to conduct a raffle
And go from town to town
They would visit all the people
In the streets both up and down
The band leader was calling on the good people
And he was collecting lots of cash
The rich and the poor gave what they could
Some ladies even gave him a pash
Then he came upon a grand old house
The best one in the street
He thought that he would do all right
And that the band would do a treat
He could see an old lady sitting in an easy chair
On the verandah as quiet as a mouse
So he opened the gate and went on in
And made his way up to the house
Good morning Madam
he cheerily said
And held out his hand
"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket
For the Murrumbidgee Drum and Fyfe band ?"
THE OLD WOMAN HELD HER HAND TO HER EAR AND SAID AAAAYYY
Madam, I am collecting for the Murrumbidgee Drum and Fyfe band
THE OLD WOMAN HELD HER HAND TO HER EAR AND SAID AAAAYYY
Madam, I am asking people if they would like to donate some money to the Murrumbidgee Drum and Fyfe band
THE OLD WOMAN HELD HER HAND TO HER EAR AND SAID AAAAYYY
The band leader said Oh never mind
and made his way back down the path
After all he had had a long and tiring day and it was getting late
And as he reached the end of the path the old lady called out
Please don’t forget to shut the gate
The band leader whispered softly OH STUFF THE GATE
He had said it just ‘Off hand’
But the old lady shouted out loud
AND STUFF YOU TOO AND STUFF THE MURRUMBIDGEE DRUM AND FYFE BAND
Have You Seen Australia
So you’re leaving on your world trip, mate
The one you have planned all your life
A reward for yourself and your good woman
For Sheila, your loving wife
But just before you go, Blue
On your dream trip to see the northern lights
Have you thought about what is in our own backyard
Have you seen our wonders and sights
Have you seen Blueys Beach at Newcastle
Or the Yarra River flowing through Melbourne City
The Beach Huts in Port Phillip Bay
Kogarah and the beautiful Jacarandah Tree
Have you seen the view from Red Hill Lookout
Over the mighty Murray River
Dove Lake at Cradle Mountain
Australia’s beauty will make you quiver
The Three Sisters rock formation at Katoomba
Yellow Water wetlands and Nourlangie Rock at Kakadu
Camel Rock 6kms from Bermagui
These are things that you should do
The Natural Bridge west of Springbrook
The Richmond Bridge in Tasmania
Craigs Hut which was in The Man from Snowy River
These choices should be a no brainer
Crakenback Supertrail Snowy Mountains
Lake King in Lakes National Park
But look out for the Yowie
If you are there after dark
And what about Islands such as Hamilton
Remarkable Rocks at Kangaroo
Frenchmans Bay at Stradbroke
These are the trips that you should do
Sunset on Fannie Bay, Darwin
The magnificent flame trees at Chillagoe
The