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    Zombies Don't Carve: A YA Christmas Story
    Zombies Don't Carve: A YA Christmas Story
    Zombies Don't Carve: A YA Christmas Story
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    Zombies Don't Carve: A YA Christmas Story

    By Rusty Fischer

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    Guess who's coming to Christmas dinner? ZOMBIES!!!! Find out who, and how many, in this YA holiday short story perfect for any time of the year!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRusty Fischer
    Release dateNov 20, 2010
    Zombies Don't Carve: A YA Christmas Story
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    Rusty Fischer

    Rusty Fischer is a full-time freelance writer, multi-published ghostwriter and the author of dozens of published books across a variety of genres, from nonfiction to fiction, including his popular A Living Dead Love Story series from Medallion Press. Visit him at www.rustyfischer.com to read more!

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      Book preview

      Zombies Don't Carve - Rusty Fischer

      Zombies Don’t Carve:

      A YA Christmas Story

      By Rusty Fischer, author of Zombies Don’t Cry

      * * * * *

      Zombies Don’t Carve

      Rusty Fischer

      Copyright 2012 by Rusty Fischer

      Smashwords Edition

      * * * * *

      This is a work of fiction. All of the names, characters, places and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

      Cover credit: © JMB – Fotolia.com; © igorigorevich – Fotolia.com

      * * * * *

      Author’s Note:

      The following is a FREE living dead blind date story. (Say that three times fast, why don’t you?) Any errors, typos, grammar or spelling issues are completely the fault of the zombies. (They’re not very patient with the editorial process!)

      Anyway, I hope you can overlook any minor errors you may find; enjoy!

      * * * * *

      Zombies Don’t Carve:

      A YA Christmas Story

      Echo sits in the car, pale fingers clutching the seatbelt still clicked firmly into place.

      The engine idles, exhaust pluming in the rearview mirror as we sit, parked in front of my house.

      Babe, I murmur, caressing his cold skin with my warm hands. (Ooohh, I hope I never tire of that sensation.) Seriously, it’s going to be fine. They’re not bad people, trust me.

      I know they’re not ‘bad’ people, he says, voice a little on the gravelly side. (Just the way I like it!) "They don’t have to be ‘bad’ people to hate zombies. Haven’t you heard? Apparently,

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