Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder Save The Day

By James Sharkey

Will the evil Onionman conquer the world and fulfil his dream of world domination?
Will Sergeant Smelly's fire-farts defeat the evil forces of doom and despair?
Can the newly formed superhero duo of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder save the day?
Will farting ever stop being funny?
Find out the answers to these questions and many more in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder Save The Day?

• Language: English
• Publisher: James Sharkey
• Release date: Jan 10, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311535283

James Sharkey

James Sharkey was born and lives in Fife, Scotland.He published the second and third parts of the Kronnus 13 trilogy in July 2021.​The 8th book in the Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder series will be available in 2021.He is currently having a nap.

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Sergeant Smelly

And

Captain Chunder

Save The Day

By

JAMES SHARKEY

Smashwords Edition

Other Children’s books by James Sharkey

Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder Save The Day Again

Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder: Lost in Time

Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder: Dimensions

A Sergeant Smelly Christmas

Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder: Aliens

Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder: Aliens Revenge

Sergeant Smelly And Captain Chunder Save The Day Audio Book

TEEN / YOUNG ADULT BOOKS

Kronnus 13

Kronnus 13: The Dark

Kronnus 13: Tredica

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Table of Contents

1. The Beginning

2. Café McPoo

3. The Pie From Heaven

4. Back to Café McPoo

5. The Evil Onionman

6. Back to Work

7. Back to Café McPoo Again

8. Back to Café McPoo once again

9. Superheroes

10. The Evil Secret Lair

11. The Bad News Onion

12. Onion Interrogation

13. The Rise of Onionman

14. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder meet Onionman for the first time in the chapter with the extremely long title (Part 1)

15. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder meet Onionman for the first time in the chapter with the extremely long title (Part 2)

16. Prime Minister Onionman

17. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder at the not-so-secret evil onion lair

18. Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder meet Onionman for the second time in another chapter with an extremely long title

19. The Final Battle (Introduction)

20. The Final Battle (Part 1)

21. The Final Battle (Part 2)

22. The Beginning part at the end

23. This is the End?

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THE BEGINNING

Sergeant Smelly was a normal man. He lived in a normal village, full of normal people and had a normal address. He lived at 1 Normall Street in the village of Normall Normall. The village was so normal they named it twice. His first name was eighty-three percent normal—Norman. Most people knew him as Normal Norman from Normall Normall; a rotund and jolly man who lived an exceedingly normal life. Well, normal, if producing fire from your butt was normal.

All of his body parts were normal, apart from one: his butt. His butt was abnormal. It used to be a normal butt, but everything changed in the blink of a fart.

Sergeant Smelly's face glistened with sweat, and his heart rate quickened as the judge read out the charge.

Sergeant Smelly, you are in court today because you could not control your soldiers, not to mention your bottom. You are hereby charged with the crime of producing fire-farts. How do you plead? asked Army Judge Mentle.

The stout sergeant considered the question, and his thoughts transported him back to the day it all went smelly…

One fateful morning, Sergeant Smelly lay in bed suffering from a horrible cold. His eyes watered, and his red nose throbbed, leaving him miserable and feeling sorry for himself.

Empty tissue boxes lay scattered across the floor, and the bin overflowed with tissues. He groaned as he pulled the last tissue from the box and blew hard and loud. A passer-by in the street below jumped as the foghorn sound startled him. It was time for action. For Sergeant Smelly, not the passer-by.

The suffering soldier dragged himself out of bed and got dressed, and he wore a waterproof jacket on top of his uniform, as his army blazer was not snot-proof. Not that any of his other clothes were snot-proof.

He trudged downstairs and made himself a hot