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    Alien on Board! An Hilariously Honest Guide Through the 9 Months of Pregnancy
    Alien on Board! An Hilariously Honest Guide Through the 9 Months of Pregnancy
    Alien on Board! An Hilariously Honest Guide Through the 9 Months of Pregnancy
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    Alien on Board! An Hilariously Honest Guide Through the 9 Months of Pregnancy

    By K.S. Aylward

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    There are numerous pregnancy books. But do they ever tell us how it really is? Thankfully “Alien on Board” is about to, via a weekly diary of hilarious reminiscences and truthful experiences.
    We are on an expedition with Katrina our heroine through the day to day occurrences and hurricane of emotions the prospect of a new dependent brings to a settled thirty something couple. We are taken through the emotional highs and lows, the hormonal influences and weight gain as Katrina attempts to come to terms with her rapidly expanding body shape and the various mishaps and comical accidents brought about by her pregnancy brain. The joys, discomforts and humiliations that accompany pregnancy are covered in a light- hearted and humorous take from morning sickness, hormonal rage, haemorrhoids, pregnant sex, the forgetfulness, crankiness and the constant worry that comes with the territory never mind the life altering climax of giving birth.
    Sit back with a cup of decaffeinated Coffee, a slice of Naughty Chocolate Fudge cake (from one of Katrina’s own delicious recipes) and enjoy this book.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherK.S. Aylward
    Release dateOct 21, 2013
    ISBN9781301323173
    Alien on Board! An Hilariously Honest Guide Through the 9 Months of Pregnancy
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    K.S. Aylward

    Karla is Mum to a little 7 year old Girl, a 5 year old boy and is 8 months pregnant with her third baby.She lives in County Wicklow, Ireland with her family and her crazy dog Monty.Karla has a degree in English and History from University College Dublin and this is her first book - but it is certainly not her last.Karla loves reading, writing, surfing, travelling, swimming and Malteesers.Karla has almost completed her second book "It's all still Alien" about the experience of Motherhood once the first baby has landed.

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