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    Light Mayo
    Light Mayo
    Light Mayo
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    Light Mayo

    By Taylor Saulsbury

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    When a man goes to the local sandwich shop, he finds that the service isn't quite up to par. He is forced to allow a grotesque, old lady to make his sandwich. After much struggle, he finally makes it home with his sandwich. Upon opening the wrapper, the man makes a shocking discovery.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTaylor Saulsbury
    Release dateFeb 2, 2014
    Light Mayo
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    Taylor Saulsbury

    Taylor Saulsbury is a twenty-year-old comedy writer, studying Creative Writing for Entertainment at Full Sail University. Attending school full time, she graduates in early August of 2014. Originally from a small town on the Chesapeake Bay, Taylor now resides in Orlando, Florida. With a primary focus in sketch comedy, Taylor also writes teleplays as well as short stories. Her work has been published in Linguistic Erosion and Thrills Kills n’ Chaos.

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