So You Think You Can’t Putt?
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Think of this book as the down-and-dirty, nitty-gritty counterpart for the weekend golfer to Pelz's Putting Bible. For the golfer that hasn't given up their day job. For the golfer that believes practicing is cheating. For the golfer that enjoys the game but gets mad as h*ll when they miss a three footer.
Forty three percent of golf is putting. The fastest way to improve your score is to improve your putting. If you are literate and can read a little bit, this primer on putting will make you a winner without having to cheat.
Remember when you were so desperate you sought refuge from that fortuneteller that practiced in the trailor just outside the city limits. She gazed into the crystal ball. Passed her hands around and over the mystical sphere and with a low, husky voice, "I see in your future, unhappiness, sadness, failure. I see putts that lip to the left. Putts that lip to the right. Putts left short. I see three putts. Multiple three putts. But wait, don't worry. Don't get depressed. I see you getting used to it."
That was before you got this book.
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So You Think You Can’t Putt? - James S. Payne
So You Think You Can’t Putt?
By James S. Payne
WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS
Not to be sold to, read by, or placed in the hands of minors
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Copyright © 2011 James S. Payne
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Table of Contents
Acknowledgments
Lesson #1 - Putting Ain’t Hard, But It Ain’t Easy Either
Lesson #2 - Shut Up and Listen: Set-Up and Stroke
Lesson #3 - 20,000 Putts, Are You F*cking Kidding Me?
Lesson #4 - Judgment, If You Dare
Lesson #5 - Warning, Vomit Zone Ahead
Lesson #6 - Putting on F*cking Undulating Greens
Lesson #7 - The Brain Game
Lesson #8 - Picture Perfect
Lesson #9 - Going for the Gold
Lesson #10: - Being a F*cking Legend
KNOW SH*T
Know Sh*t Putting Facts
Know Sh*t Putting Tips
Know Sh*t Putting Wisdom
Know Sh*t Putting Advice
Know Sh*t Putting Performance Diagnostic Test
Afterword
Bibliography
About the Author
Acknowledgments
This work could not have been possible without the active involvement of the real golfers in my life who regularly play on the weekends regardless of the weather and constantly bitch about their game. They come ready to play with sore muscles, backaches, foot problems, asthma, sinus headaches, and hemorrhoids. For an entire round, they moan and groan about their aches and pains, all of it falling on deaf ears.
When one goes to the hospital for a repair job, they all visit unless it is on the weekend. They respect and admire each other. They help each other, but they don’t want the other to win. On occasion they might say, Nice shot,
but they don’t mean it.
They are not much to look at from the outside, but they are pure on the inside. They have integrity and principles, but you better keep your eye on them because they have been known to cheat. In alphabetical order, thanks goes to: Alan, Bill, Bull, Danny, Don, Doug, George, Jay, Joe, Knox, Lewis, Rusty, Scoop, Strick, and Wrecker.
Special recognition goes to Esim Erdim, motivator, who made me keep writing every time I wanted to go golfing. Also, Bill Gladstone, agent, who kept the faith. Lastly, much credit goes to Meena Srinivas, who did more than type the manuscript. When she finished editing some of the parts, I was unable to recognize my own writing.
Lesson #1 - Putting Ain’t Hard, But It Ain’t Easy Either
There are two possible reasons you think you can’t putt.
You can’t putt.
Your expectations are too f*cking high.
You can’t putt because you don’t practice, or you think you should sink every goddamn putt from God knows where.
Hey, sh*thead. Professionals on tour only make a little over fifty percent of their putts at six feet. Ten feet or longer is a crapshoot. For them, it is a crapshoot, for you, a freakin’ miracle. By the way, they are playing for big money, and you are playing because you don’t have to go to work that day.
Get real. Lower your expectations to being no better than those prima donnas on tour. This might shock you. Those prima donnas, on the average convert:
100% at one foot
90% at two feet
80% at three feet
70% at four feet
60% at five feet
50% at six feet
You want to get as good as those *ssholes? Then complete your application and take a seat.
Lesson #2 - Shut Up and Listen: Set-Up and Stroke
You will never be worth a sh*t if your set-up is crooked and you swing like a girl. No offense to the female reader, but even the women on the LPGA tour putt like men. Look, there is no difference between how men putt and how women putt on tour. They all putt the same: better than you.
Listen up. There are many stances and swings out there but most good players line the putt up the same way and swing the putter the same way, with the same effort.
Set-Up: This will be a real mind blower. All good putters line the putt up on the aimline, sometimes referred to as the target line. In other words, they line the putt up so they can hit it straight.
For you that are cognitively challenged, the aimline is the initial line the ball is intended to start on. It is a straight line used as a guide or sight. The aimline extends from behind the ball to beyond the hole. A break is the distance between the aimline