Hints, Tips, Comments, Questions, Suggestions, How to’s, and Downright Commonsense

By Gee Jay

This is a collection of one liners, memory joggers, comments, How To's, Commonsense phrases and Suggestions that I've collected over the years. Hopefully, they will capture your interest and reading enjoyment.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Gee Jay
• Release date: May 11, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458178046

Gee Jay

Retired Military, have traveled to many countries, speak the Thai language, married, have son in USAF, daughter at home pursuing internet business, I like working with my hands, writing, surfing the internet, jazz, blues, and gardening.

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Hints, Tips, Comments,

Questions, Suggestions,

How to’s, and

Downright

Commonsense

Gilbert Jennings

Copyright 2010 by Gilbert Jennings

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Getting Bin Laden ourselves and as soon as we did, was a Godsend. Imagine if one day in the future we’d gotten word that Bin Laden had been killed and his body was in the custody of the Pakistan military. After getting all available facts, we learn that several ex-military Pakistani civilians had spotted Bin Laden and a gun fight ensued with Bin Laden being killed along with several bodyguards. We would confirm that it is Bin Laden’s body, the country will rejoice, we’ll pay the $25,000,000.00 reward as promised, and everybody would be happy. That is until we learn later, through our international network, that Bin Laden had a standing order that if his location was discovered and he had little or no time to escape, his body guards were to shoot him to death, rush his body to safety and later get it to the Americans and collect the reward on his head.

One has to imagine that he worded his standing order somewhat like, or similar to, the following:

"My brothers, it is time for me to go to heaven and meet my 18 virgins. Aim your guns at vital areas of my body and fire, making sure I am dead but recognizable. Then get my body to the ignorant Americans through our elaborate network, collect the $25,000,000.00 and use it to continue our holy war against them. Allah be praised!"

It would have been especially alarming if it was found that the supposedly Pakistani ex-military personnel had actually been members of the ISI.

Schwarzenegger, the Terminator. Schwarzenegger, the Inseminator

If you are an American who considers yourself relatively intelligent, loves this country, and believes that you have a chance to make a good living if you work hard and get an education, you had better learn all, and I mean all that you can about The American Legislative Council, best known as ALEC. You should dig deep, learn the truth and get the blogosphere and the social networks rolling.

Are you seriously overweight, senior in age, hindered by a serious medical condition, or having difficulty getting around? If so, you should no longer lock the door when you use a restroom. You could have a number of things happen to you that could prevent you from helping yourself or others from helping you such as:

You may become unconscious.

You may fall and cannot get up.

You could have a seizure.

Your home could catch fire, become flooded, or be ravaged by storm.

If at home, you may consider hanging a sign on the outer side of the bathroom door that reads Occupied on one side and Available on the other. If you leave the door unlocked, anyone can get to you in case of an emergency or if someone feels the need to check on you. Modesty is no excuse if you’re trapped behind a locked door when seconds may count towards saving your life.

Why do vehicle owners willingly drive around with an auto dealer’s sticker attached to the rear of their vehicle? Isn’t that advertising for the dealership without compensation? Even highly intelligent people, including PhD’s are doing it. Some dealerships are very clever when attaching their stickers by drilling holes into the vehicle. If the consumer wants it off, he or she will have one or more holes left visible.

With kidnappings, robberies, vehicle hijackings, breaking and entering, and assaults prevalent, you should take the following precautions when at home or when you’re out:

You shouldn’t be texting until you’re safely inside your home, a business, in your stopped vehicle, and the doors locked.