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    Morning Wood
    Morning Wood
    Morning Wood
    Ebook68 pages49 minutes

    Morning Wood

    By Kevin Aldrich

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    Sam has a dream he's kept hidden for years.

    Jimmy has an itch that just won't go away.

    Derek has... digestive problems.

    All this and more in this eclectic mix of short, humorous stories and philosophical essays, all written in the wee hours of the morning.

    New parents discover culinary riches.

    Townspeople battle to save their town from determined attackers.

    A look inside the heads of teenagers in love.

    Don't be shy. Grab your Morning Wood today!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKevin Aldrich
    Release dateApr 13, 2011
    ISBN9781458047045
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