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    Savage Journal
    Savage Journal
    Savage Journal
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    Savage Journal

    By Ken Lizzi

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    Proper war cries; cleaning blood from hair; the rescue of nubile slave-girls; appreciation of the humble loincloth; and much more. "Savage Journal" is a comic deconstruction of the barbarian swordsman trope through selected entries from the daily journal of Magnus Stoneslayer.

    "A fun read!" Steve Perry, New York Times Bestselling Author.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKen Lizzi
    Release dateFeb 16, 2011
    ISBN9781458002235
    Savage Journal
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    Ken Lizzi

    Dabbler in a little of this and a little of that. Now, mid-forties, married, a lawyer, a writer, and a home-brewer. "Reunion" is now available from Twilight Times Books. http://twilighttimesbooks.com/Reunion_ch1.html Short stories include: "Trustworthy" appears in the collection "Noir." "Breaking the Line" appears in the collection "Short Story.Me! Best Genre Short Stories Anthology #1." "Bravo" appears in the collection "Pirates and Swashbucklers." "Murder Extempore" appears at Pulpcorner.com "Bargains" appears in the collection "The Big Bad: an Anthology of Evil." "Escapement" appears in the collection "Ancient New." "Resource" appears in the collection "The Ways of Magic." "Mischosen" appears in the collection "The Death God's Chosen."

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