Collins Crossing Tales of Woe, Wonder and Weird

By Wallace Williamson

COLLINS CROSSING Short Stories

And She Answered The Door Naked!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Wallace Williamson
• Release date: Nov 19, 2013
• ISBN: 9781310768200

Wallace Williamson

Wallace Williamson is a storyteller; always has been, always will be. His stories range from paranormal thrillers (RETRIBUTION series, CheerLeaders In The Mist series), to elegant erotica (Stories2Read Naked@Night), to 'growing up in Dixie' (Collins Crossing series), to contemporary life in America (London Bitches). Check out his website: www.DollarDreadfuls.Com, where you'll find stories, games, trinkets, T-shirts, artwork and other examples of delightful debauchery to tease and amuse your inner-WildChild!Yes, all the profits from the T-shirts really goes to fight breast cancer; so buy a shirt and save some boobies!

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Collins Crossing

Tales of Woe Wonder and Weird

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Collins Crossing as described in the following stories is not a real place, though there’ll probably be a few knotheads who’ll swear on a rack of icy brewskies that they’ve not only been to th’Crossin’ but have cousins on their momma’s uncle’s nephew’s side who still live there.

Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead or otherwise, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. In another words, pretty much nobody and nothing described in these works of fiction is real, though again there may be a few ol’ boys and gals who’ll see themselves in at least of of the stories … probably all of’em!

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No part of this publication may be reproduced by any means; except that, in deference to The Master, these tales of woe, wonder and weird may be committed in their entirety to human memory for recitation as deemed appropriate by the rememberer.

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Feed Your Head

Embrace Your Inner-WildChild!

These Tales of Wonder, Woe and Weird are dedicated to you, oh wonderfully wise reader, for chosing

the ever-diminishing art of reading

over phone diddling and TV piddling.

And She Answered The Door … NAKED!

Wallace Williamson

August 2018

Just to be clear, nobody in Collins Crossing, Mississippi ever answers their door naked. No way … no how! Maybe they do stuff like that down in New Orleans, being the legendary sexual degenerates and all they claim to be down there. Or maybe over in Mobile when The Tide’s on a roll or something. Closest I ever heard about something like that here in th’Crossin’ is old man Schwartz, who’s sometimes seen wandering around outside in his wife-beater (though he’s never been married that I know of) T-shirt and boxer shorts; hence the nickname Shorts Schwartz. When I got the pizza delivery order for the