The Rogue Reviewer (Primrose, Minnesota Book 3)

By Mia Dymond

Be careful what you wish for - that's what romance novelist Dara Hamilton reminds herself when she finds a corpse in her living room.

Detective Mace Turner always gets his man, even if that man is a beautiful woman. Pummeled by erotic images planted in his mind by Dara's talent, Mace vows to find the person responsible for murder. Little does he know, that person may be right under his nose.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mia Dymond
• Release date: Aug 15, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301320578

Mia Dymond

I write contemporary romance novels with sexy, alpha males and females with attitude to boot. I live in a zoo,hold down a full time job, and am trying to coax my creative muse from her cage. So BEWARE, the madness may rub off on you!

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The Rogue Reviewer

Primrose, Minnesota, Book 3

By

Mia Dymond

Smashwords Edition

Copyright 2013 Mia Dymond

Published on Smashwords

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Cover by Dara England

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CHAPTER ONE

Kill her, Dara.

Dara Hamilton glanced around the table and focused on her four, usually non-violent friends and attempted to decide which one of them made the suggestion before she tossed a wary look over her shoulder to see if anyone in the crowded sports bar overheard the conversation. As usual, Hannigan’s was crammed with customers who tossed back alcohol and licked barbeque sauce from their fingers while they focused on any number of big screen televisions mounted on the walls.

Satisfied no one seemed interested, she turned back to the conversation, cautiously curious. I’m assuming you mean in one of my novels, but how?

Smash her with your car.

Bullet to her brain.

Columbian necktie.

Dara’s jaw fell open at the last suggestion and she raised an eyebrow at her closest friend since kindergarten. Never in a million years would she expect the five foot, three inch blonde bombshell to offer that particular method. You are one scary sixth grade math teacher, Marnie.

Good one, Alex agreed. That’ll shut her up for good.

Dara picked up her glass and swished the wine around the inside. Thanks guys, but it was just one bad review.

Bad? Reagan snorted while she poked a strand of her auburn hair behind one ear. More like scathing. I vote for Marnie’s method.

Reagan, you’re a nurse. Aren’t you supposed to help people?

The other woman shrugged.

You guys are my heroes. Dara returned her glass to the table and picked up the morning newspaper. I just wish she’d picked another book.

For at least the hundredth time, Dara skimmed the article in the dim bar light. The one in which the Rogue Reviewer totally trashed her latest release, Sinful Rapture. Obviously her position on the New York Times bestseller list didn’t impress the columnist. Smut, the reviewer so eloquently put it.

At least now her nerves were numb.

Who cares, Dara? The old bat obviously doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Marnie tossed back her glass of alcohol and reached for the wine bottle. Besides, she probably did you a favor.

Dara snorted. Ya think?

I agree. Annie’s stylish brown bob swayed as her head wobbled, probably because she drank too much to control it. You’ll sell books just because she hated it and I’d be interested in seeing your numbers in the next few weeks.

Although alcohol dulled the other woman’s normally bright, chocolate-drop eyes, Dara’s confidence gathered steam. Her friend happened to be a brilliant accountant who could practically spin gold. Maybe she was right.

How’s Bri? Marnie lifted her glass and drained the contents.

Better now that she’s in permanent protective custody. She giggled. Between Jake and Mace, she’s under twenty four-hour surveillance.

Mace?

Detective Mace Turner, Jake’s partner.

Partner, huh? Marnie raised an eyebrow. You call him by his first name?

Yes. I met him when Bri profiled one of his cases and he insisted when he questioned me.

Really? Alex smirked from across the booth. And you didn’t call me?

No need. He only asked about Bri and relax, he got nothing from me.

Good girl.

Reagan gave Dara a skeptical stare and tapped the newspaper. Does anyone really read these reviews?

Dara untangled Marnie’s fingers from the wine bottle and poured herself another glass. Unfortunately, yes. She’s quite a force in the media market.

Alex tossed her long, black hair over one shoulder and twisted her lips, obviously in attorney mode. Something in her green, Siamese cat-shaped eyes flashed lawsuit and she knew from experience that once Alex was on the prowl, nothing stopped her from cornering her prey. Do you know her?

"No. I’m not sure anyone knows her true identity. She’s published under the Rogue Reviewer as long as I can remember."

We should find out.

What? Why?

Alex drained the contents of her glass before she answered. I’ve got a few legal suggestions.

Really, it’s not necessary. Dara dismissed the other women with a wave of her hand. This is part of the business.

You think this is really what she looks like? Marnie tapped the photo beside the reviewer’s name.

Dara shrugged as she perused the short, squatty woman who posed without a smile and with narrowed black eyes. Who knows? If it is, I don’t recall seeing her at any of the conferences I’ve attended.

She’s probably too chicken to leave her house. Annie grabbed the newspaper and wadded it inside her fist. She never writes a good review.

Thus her name, Dara mumbled.

Alex took the wad and smoothed out the wrinkles. We might need this for evidence.

I’m surprised no one’s taken her out yet. Marnie reached for the wine bottle.

Dara groaned. Can we please just change the subject?

Sorry, Dara. Reagan patted her shoulder. Have you answered your fan mail this week?

You know I wait until we’re all together. I like your input.

Well, let’s get to it! Dara smiled at Alex’s excitement – she lived for the opportunity to dissect each and every message. Fire up your laptop, girl!

Dara powered up the computer and clicked keys until her inbox appeared on the screen, full as usual. All five of them crowded around while she opened the file.

See? Marnie soothed. Nobody listens to her.

Look! Alex tapped the screen. You knew there would be mail from this reader.

Romantically Devoted. Reagan giggled. Right on time.

Click it first, Annie prompted.

Dara opened the message and read:

My dearest Dara,

I read that nasty reviewer’s column and I am truly sorry you had to endure her evil tongue. I, for one, find her constant harassment exhausting. Congratulations on another wonderful masterpiece.

I remain,

Romantically Devoted

Have you ever asked this person to reveal their identity?

No, I just figured the writer is really shy.

Loyal for sure.

Dara typed a heartfelt thank you and then opened several more messages before the group decided to call it an evening. Thank goodness for friends – especially hers. It wouldn’t matter to them if she did write smut, each and every one of them would read it. Twice.

Someone needs to take Reagan home. Dara positioned the other woman upright.

I like wine. Reagan snorted. A lot.

She rode with me. Annie giggled as she pushed their friend out of the booth. We all know she can’t hold her liquor.

I’ve got court in the morning. Alex folded the wrinkled newspaper page and slipped it inside her purse. Judge Hatchet will threaten to fine me if I’m late.

Dara rolled her eyes while she closed her laptop and slid it into the case. Judge Anthony Bowman, III definitely had his eye on Alex. "You mean, he might request a meeting in chambers with your fine self."

You focus way too much on your talent. Alex smirked while she slung her purse over one shoulder and stood. Call if you need me.

Will do. Dara nudged Marnie’s shoulder with her own. Let’s go before I order another bottle.

She lifted a hand and gave the bar owner a three-fingered wave before she slid out of the booth behind her friend. The man returned her gesture with a nod of his head while his gaze remained focused on Marnie.

You sure you don’t want to sit at the bar for a while?

Nah, Marnie said as they left the building and headed across the parking lot. I don’t think you should be alone.

I’m already over it. She waited until Marnie flipped her car remote to open the doors before she opened the passenger side and climbed in. No big deal.

Marnie snorted and stared the engine. I still say a Columbian necktie would suit her.

Dara laid her head back against the seat. You don’t have many discipline problems in your class, do you?

Marnie smirked. Nope.

As Marnie drove to her townhouse, Dara released a soft sigh while her brain rewound the evening’s conversation. Her friends had a really good idea, turning this experience into a novel – although, Marnie’s suggested method of murder might be a little dark for her style. The possibility began to bloom in her mind. Her own brand of revenge, so to speak.

You’re gonna do it, aren’t you? Marnie parked in the visitor’s space next to Dara’s assigned spot.

She gave her best friend a mischievous grin, still running things through her brain. I think I might. You want to come in for a cup of coffee?

Of course! This I need to hear.

Dara led the way to the front door, slid the key into the lock, turned the knob and then pushed on the door. The barrier wouldn’t budge.

It won’t open, she said with a frown.

What? Here, let me try. Marnie gave the door a bold kick with her peep-toe pump.

Geez, Marnie! Dara giggled. Did you have a kickboxing class today?

Yeah. It’s still stuck.

Okay, well don’t break a hip. She reached into her purse for her cell phone. I’ll call the super.

Marnie groaned. Good old Griffin will take forever. Let’s both give it a push. Maybe it’s just swollen from the weather.

She silently agreed. Griffin Owens didn’t get in a hurry to do anything and besides, he wasn’t much bigger than the two of them. If entry required brute force, they were screwed.

She dropped her phone back into her purse and shrugged. Sure.

Count of three, Marnie told her as she wrapped her hand around the knob and turned.

One. Marnie braced one shoulder against the door.

Two. Dara pressed her shoulder against the opposite side.

Three! Marnie growled as they pushed with all their weight.

The door flew open.

If the body resting on the other side had been alive, it would have groaned.

CHAPTER TWO

Oh my God, Marnie! Is that a dead body? Dara stepped back a couple steps. In my living room?!

While her nerves shook, she watched in awe as her best friend squatted next to the lifeless figure and extended a hand.

"What are you doing?" she screeched as she swatted the other woman’s hand.

Feeling for a pulse.

Stop! The last thing we need is for the police to find your fingerprints on the body.

The ends of Marnie’s hair whacked the skin of her cheek as she swung her head around and glared. Dara, calm down! She recognized Marnie’s stern, teacher’s voice and knew she meant business. She bit her lip as her friend stood and placed a hand on her shoulder, squeezing as she spoke. Step over and sit on the sofa.

Dara’s feet refused to move.

Go! Marnie shoved her forward with such force she had no choice. It was either move or lay on top of the deceased. Dara plopped down on the sofa, threw her head against the back cushion, and chanted an inner, hopeful mantra – this is not real, this is not real, this is not real.

I’ll get some wine.

Dara snapped her head upright. There’s a corpse sprawled on my carpet and you want to have a drink? She blinked rapidly, desperately trying to focus. "Who are you and what did you do with my best friend?"

Marnie actually giggled. Again, Dara glared.

Sorry. Marnie cleared her throat. I’ll call the police first.

While her friend called for help, Dara rubbed both hands across her forehead and attempted to put the night’s events into perspective. This was entirely too surreal. She and all four of her closest friends had been tossing back alcohol and joking about killing someone and then she came home to find a dead body in her living room. Surprise! Now that was an idea for a novel.

She groaned. Thank God they had all been together in the same place at the same time. Otherwise, she